Vito Sheets 🇺🇸

Roman Anthony has great hair. Game recognizes game.

@Steve_Perrault Tonight will be 🔥

Fenway is buzzing. The Sox are on fire. Everybody is delivering. I can’t believe this is the 2026 team. There’s no way I’m watching the same team.

@IanMBrowne Who’s getting the start in Game 2?

Last game of Contreras suspension, 1:35 pm. Seigler 2B, Rafaela CF, Abreu RF, Durbin 3B, Yoshida DH, Gonzalez 1B, Duran LF, Narváez C, Cheng SS, Bennett P

@tylermilliken_ @ChrisKirschner

Cam Schlittler on Red Sox fans trolling him, via @ChrisKirschner: “They can say whatever they want… but they’re not really in a position to be talking, considering how the standings are. Whatever they want to say, it’s just kind of useless. It just goes in one ear and out the other.”

Top 5 Italians: 5. Big Dom 4. Rocky 3. Tony Soprano 2. Al Pacino 1. Johnny Gabagool

It’s summer 2027. You wake up and do your 5 hours working for Adin Ross on GTA. You DoorDash an inedible $67 coffee and bagel. You go to the LQ store to grab Beatbox and Buzzballs to get ready for the only sports on TV tonight. The Savannah Bananas. This is the America you were promised. This is what your ancestors died for. Life is good.

@Breaking911 @TheMicksterrr How the hell will I remember to change the smoke detector battery?

BREAKING: The House has passed legislation to make Daylight Saving Time permanent nationwide, ending the twice-a-year clock changes by a 308-117 vote. Backed by President Trump, the bill now heads to the Senate. If approved and signed into law, Americans would no longer have to change their clocks.

@CynicalPublius The pierced lozenge. Nothing compares

Many of you know that I was a U.S. Army Colonel. My career was great and I loved it, but if I had it to do it over my goal and career peak would have been to be a First Sergeant in the 82nd Airborne for as long as they would let me. 1SG is the best rank in the Army IMO. (Somebody called me "Top" today and got me thinking about this 😉.)

@ThrillaRilla369 Gravy as in sauce?

People who cook gravy from scratch think they’re better than everyone else. 🤷‍♂️

@Constitutioncru @KwikTrip This is my likely response

@KwikTrip Come back with a warrant

i've been alive 25 years and still haven't found the right response for when someone knocks on the bathroom stall

@saniyafatma1278 Man hands 🙌🏻

@tylermilliken_ What’s his face was 4-0 at home. Love to see it!

Other notes from tonight’s Red Sox win: The White Sox had won their last 10 series at home. Last time they lost one was to the Nationals in late April. Chad Tracy is above .500 as manager of the Red Sox. 32-31. Just a few weeks back he was 7 games below.

@ianmiles Was there not an elevator? Had to be. Why take the stairs?

Tyler Robinson was caught on surveillance video with a long rifle in his pants, struggling to walk up the stairs. Candace Owens says he did nothing wrong and that he was framed for the murder of Charlie Kirk by time traveling CIA agents, Egyptians, Jews and Mormons. What do you think really happened?

@ThrillaRilla369 Once.

Be honest! 😓 🥵 Have you ever lived in a house without air conditioning? 🏠

@FireMeUpFrank 👀on the belly button.

O/U 2.6 billion dollar net worth for this kids dad, how in the fucking world man

@intothemystic22 No note. Just an understanding between the neighborhood.

Did anyone else walk to the local convenience store as a little kid and buy your parents cigarettes with a written note

@tylermilliken_ Welcome back, BRAYAN BELLO! 😂

Never a good day for the 2026 Red Sox. Ranger Suarez has left the game and he looks very uncomfortable. Just brutal timing with Connelly Early also going down.

@Jared_Carrabis 🚀

JARREN DURAN 2-RUN PUMP SOX TIE THE GAME x.com/Lucasparmenter…

@SGTWipper1Each To sit in complete silence. 🤫

What’s a skill the military gave you that civilians don’t appreciate?

Two outs, Wilyer. 🤦‍♂️

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