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@Danquadruple @TerribleMaps There's a whole debate just before the last super about whether they should go for a curry, tapas or a nice French restaurant. Red wine and bread was almost a bottle of Cobra and papadams.

@Khaledhzakariah @haveigotnews Yeah, that’s how satire works 🙄

@haveigotnews It was introduced 5 years before she was an MP. She should get credit for at least trying to fix a mess she didn't create. Grow up, please!

Kemi Badenoch called high interest rates on student loans an ‘unfair debt trap’ - no one tell her who introduced it

@mme_ambassador @gnuman1979 @jodotcom I’d swap Mussolini for Saddam Hussein, I think he’d hate that comparison more

@gnuman1979 @jodotcom Looks familiar.

That's some third world despot shit right there.

@BBCNews I mean, we could just turn them off. 😏

Why there's no quick fix in sight for the problem of dazzling headlights bbc.in/4qDlD8x

@BBCNews This’ll rile up the Elon Bots

SpaceX rocket fireball linked to plume of polluting lithium bbc.in/4aBhITL

@LupiLaFlamme @anon_opin Wrong way around. Respect to a flag is displaying it properly, not dangling at half-mast from a street light.

@anon_opin And if you must tie one to a lamp post, at leat invest in a quality flag. The ones near me are just flapping bits of increasingly dirty and shredded polyester now after one English winter.

I imagine this account is stuck of hearing about flags, but here goes. Put a flag on your own property by all means, but fuck off with the lamp-post shit. Unless you own the lamp-post.

@TrueNerth @anon_opin You do realise that people are totally free to agree or disagree with an opinion, so it doesn’t matter in the slightest which way this is phrased.

@anon_opin I don't necessarily agree with the flag campaign, but what I do know is that the mod of this account would never ever publish an opinion that supports it

@Eva_eva_P @asabnilsson I think you missed my sarcasm

@VivaF1 @MonsieurKas @asabnilsson Trump is the source of these reports.

Proud to be Swedish, the most Trump hating country in Europe😂 apparently!!!!

@MonsieurKas @asabnilsson Sure, it’s the media controlling the narrative. They keep reporting made up claims that Trump wants Greenland… 🤣😂🤣

@asabnilsson Also the most media controlled country

@haveigotnews Every day in 2026, someone has been rained on somewhere in the UK, and we’re not just talking about Travis.

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@BBCNews You’ve spelled prick wrong

Reform names Robert Jenrick as pick for chancellor bbc.in/4rpQEOG

@russell_m @SecKennedy @KidRock Let me just point that by REAL FOOD, they mean a tortilla, a piece of broccoli, chicken and 'one other thing

@SecKennedy @KidRock Imagine a world where the head of HHS is.... healthy.

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.

@JonnyThom157564 @BBCNews He got shot in the head? Now that would explain a LOT.

@BBCNews You have now run more stories about bad bunny than when Trump got shot in the head.

Bad Bunny shoots up UK charts after Super Bowl show bbc.in/4kGoaxE

@TerribleMaps Are we absolutely certain that Australia has checked there isn’t?

In 1830, Thomas J. Maslen thought Australia had a massive inland river I strive to have this level of confidence

Wait until they hear about opera…

@SandyofSuffolk @haveigotnews 24/25 - 12.5 million overspend 25/25 - 30 million shortfall 26/27 - predicted 70 million shortfall Yeah, sure, it’s just the Tories 🙄

@haveigotnews Because the Tories ran up hundreds of millions of pounds worth of debt. Funny you missed that vital piece of information out. 🙄

Reform is set to issue England’s largest council tax rise in Worcestershire. A rare display of efficiency by the party, breaking their election promises ahead of schedule

@EthanKelly @BBCNews “An absolute tragedy and this is why you need to clear a weapon before handling it under normal circumstances.” Involuntary manslaughter in other words, which is what they wanted to prosecute him for. Absolute BS Grand Jury - should have gone to trial to decide.

This is the fakest news on the planet and BBC should be ashamed. He handed her the gun after she requested to see it and it discharged while being handed to her. The daughter fell to the floor, and died. The father doesn’t remember if his finger was on the trigger. A Grand Jury declined to indict the father on a manslaughter charge. An absolute tragedy and this is why you need to clear a weapon before handling it under normal circumstances. The headline makes it seem like he shot her in the heat of an argument about Trump.

Dad shot daughter after 'arguing about Donald Trump' bbc.in/4aEYKNg

@gnuman1979 And they were glued to the screen.

@VivaF1 The whole gang at Mar Lago were watching.

Of course our President would hate a show about peace and love.

@haveigotnews A shame that bladder control is not an Olympic event

Team GB’s Gus Kenworthy urinated this message in protest against Trump at the Winter Olympics. Or he was just having a bad work day

@danboii @anon_opin Aluminum is only because of a frivolous spelling choice by Webster’s dictionary. American scientists were calling it aluminium like the rest of the English-speaking world for a good hundred years.

@anon_opin I appreciate your sympathy for us due to the fascist cunt, But we’ll pronounce Adidas any way we like, thank you. Besides, you guys have never been able to pronounce aluminum or schedule in a way that doesn’t make us want to giggle.

Americans: it's 'ADDy-das', not 'Ad-EE-tis'. They were formed by Adi Dassler, you see. I'm sorry you've got things to deal with and your president's a fascist cunt and everything, but come on.