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“Khulula baba!! Ngiwabonile Amandla!”

@DitiroMaher Please you me a drink before you stop again

"After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breathe and reboot."

@SAFA_net mna I have a visa and I’m ready for the call up! I just need soccer boots please - ready to leave asap ke dolls 😜

“Othe Kanjalo wathembisa ngokuba, wothi kwaku hlangana ababini, nokuba bathathu, egameni lakho, ubaphe izinto abazicelayo” 🙏🏾

@BaiaMooi Phi Sam - I want in!!

Men get R1.3M and start liking the bank manager 😂😂😂😂😂

@Freyy_is Personally I like to set it to deliver at 08:07 am !!

nothing exposes a scheduled email faster than it arriving exactly at 8:00am 😭 give me 8:03, 9:11, 7:58… realism matters.

“Please be careful what you wish for “

@Simon_Ingari @kamaroma22 I truly believe I’m here

The final stage of your career is being silent in meetings.

@Cinnamon_Petals @you_land_airr I wonder the 2nd Omad will be ? 🤣🤣🤣

@you_land_airr I wonder what will require the strength of that meal so early?

First OMAD of the day was pap and beef stew with a KFC drumstick 😭🙏🏾

I love this new ( well not so new) 3 Omad’s a day!! Yall are clocking it

@Cinnamon_Petals Mbali 😳

Yes, but does he want to be kept??

@siya_63 Ahhh is that what is happening?

Nothing will chop your data like CarPlay 😵‍💫😵‍💫

@DitiroMaher Eish I forgot to switch accounts before posting🤣🤣! @Thando_tz will get 2 extra gold stars this month

Tweet from your own account @ViweDlamini

@Ant_089 Let me put you on to something

Flu season is so bad this year at Yami’s creche. Only three kids attended school today because all the others are out sick. Most of them, like my daughter, are sick all over again after recovering last week. Yah no, it’s officially winter 😭😂

“ praises unto you!”

“ yena yedwa unothando. Sinomhlobo “

Hi guys, my older brother has launched a platform that connects customers planning any sort of traditional ceremony to vetted vendors. The platform is called UMCIMBI and officially launched today. umcimbi.co.za/onboarding

“ it is impossible to please God without Faith !”

“ Kubo bonke ooThixo!”