Garth Collins

WANTED: Call center workers with very weak english, poor communication skills and short temper needed for major bank. Bonus paid for low IQ.

James Talarico: “Young people can’t afford to buy a home, but Jeff Bezos has 12. Young people can’t afford to fill up their gas tank, but Mark Zuckerberg is launching helicopters from his mega-yacht. Young people pay more than their fair share of income taxes, but someone like Elon Musk can get away without paying a penny”

Just shameful that the US is not sharing the burden in the greatest fight for freedom of our lifetimes. Canada is now a more consequential leader of the free world than the US. Hope this changes in the future.

Trump: “Iran has no navy, no anti-aircraft, no radar, no leaders, no NOTHING” Then maybe you could enlighten us why the fuck they have control over the Strait you unhinged, dementia ridden fuck.

CNN's Harry Enten drops a brutal reality check. While Donald Trump's approval ratings plummet due to his disastrous tariffs, leaders in Canada and Mexico who stood up to him are seeing massive polling surges. The world is completely rejecting Trump's chaotic leadership.

If you’re wondering why criminal shit is going on at the highest levels of the Alberta government here’s your answer:

@RepLuna Saw your interview on TV… At first, I thought it was the Joker. Life hack: don’t do your make up in an automotive paint booth.

If Congressman Swalwell has not resigned with the Clerk of the House by 2 PM today, I will continue my resolution regarding his expulsion. His statement about his “plan to resign his seat” is not binding and is wormy. The same goes for Tony.

New polling finds 76% of Canadians say NATO should move on without the US

@KurtHolmanMP Putrifying ugliness inside and out for all concerned. Canadians hate these people

I was elected as a Conservative to give a voice to people in London–Fanshawe who had gone unheard for too long. I believe in Pierre Poilievre’s vision and our Conservative values. I will always stay true to the voters who put their faith in me, and I will never cross the floor.

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT BE DISTRACTED.

Pierre Poilievre is so unelectable he is on his 2nd campaign manager, his second seat, lost his communications manager, lost 4 MP's, lost the respect & confidence of his caucus, lost an election Pierre is an unaccomplished career politican that frankly needs to resign He is unfit

@SamanthaTaghoy Shouldn’t you be working on moving to Mars are building your ugly shitty cars?

“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+” The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).

She will be remembered as the AG who saw photos and videos of powerful men raping kids & decided to protect the men.

DON’T LET THIS STORY DIE. A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children. This is a national emergency.

Pierre Poilievre lost the election and his seat, that should've been the end of his 22 year political career. Instead he clung to power, refused to give up his taxpayer funded life, and has lost 4 MPs in the last year. He will go down as one of the worst political leaders.

You know you’re really shitting the bed when even Alex Jones thinks you’re an asshole.

An hour after announcing his resignation, the US Army Chief of Staff says: "A madman is about to lead the great US military to ruin."

Retired 4-Star Navy Admiral and former Navy SEAL William McRaven on Donald Trump: "Through your actions, you have embarrassed us in the eyes of our children, humiliated us on the world stage and, worst of all, divided us as a nation." RETWEET if you stand with Admiral McRaven!

Former Governor Jesse Ventura: “How can you send someone else’s kids to war if you won’t send your own? So I’m calling on Barron Trump to enlist in the US military. Do something your father never had the courage to do.”

Chuck Norris died today at 86. He’ll be back on the job tomorrow. #ChuckNorris