literally me

@Ani_mangavibes Mfs will see this and say "HETSLOP TOOK OUR TUMMY GIRLS 😭"

Couple goals.

@ComradeAshenov That sounds a lot like rape...

A girl that will eventually fold very easily.

@phoenixwrong404 Holy bait

@KikuriArmpitSex Down triangle left right circly down down left triangle (Uppercut, spartan kick, 'Slasher' with MK10 Jason iirc)

what should I do if I caught my sister masturbating with my toothbrush

@zazazuzu666 Can't you get help for that kinda stuff? (Assuming you have the funds)

pedophilia isn’t bad, harming prepubescent children is. you can’t charge someone for pedophilia. it’s not an action, it’s a paraphilia; a disorder.

@Heroine__P_ Isn't transgenderism referring to gender and not sexuality?

She's right and she should say it, we need to stop pretending like trans people are--or should be--inherently asexual.

@AngelswillFawn Say sorry so you can all have a good laugh

What r u supposed to say after someone says "you don't need to apologize" or "stop apologizing" or "you say sorry a lot" .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

@BupBoi5 Lolicon<pedophilia Makes sense Lolicon remains a lesser form of pedophilia though

@JackyNightwind @starboydiablo ...teach kids how to be safe, they shouldn't be allowed near a pc.

@JackyNightwind @starboydiablo You're lucky. The amount of times I saw porn, goonerbait and soft core as a kid was shocking. In fact, the first time I saw freaky shit was at 5. Meatspin. It was all the rage in my school, because parents sucked at teaching internet safety. Until people learn how to properly...

KEEP KIDS AWAY FROM TWITTER! KEEP KIDS AWAY FROM TIKTOK! KEEP KIDS AWAY FROM DISCORD! KEEP KIDS AWAY FROM INSTAGRAM! KEEP KIDS AWAY FROM ROBLOX!

@starboydiablo Keep kids away until you're absolutely sure they're properly well-versed in internet safety

@DanielMa14190 @starboydiablo They're locking the kids in with the pedos

@CrippledElk Definitely 18. Yup. I'm sure the pup-headed furry's 18. And nothing else.

@DrowsyViewings @ChibiReviews @Grxit Dirty jokes aren't fictional CSAM

@ChibiReviews @Grxit The world is finally becoming this anime

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: Artists are now getting arrested by UK Police. Mimi was arrested by UK Police for possession of her artwork, her artwork alone. According to bail conditions. She now is forced to only make SFW artwork or she will violate her bail.

@D20AttackRoll @ChibiReviews Loli isn't risqué it's fictional CSAM

@ChibiReviews Ah yes, the UK. Where you can gang rape girls without punishment but risqué artwork is punishable by arrest. Fucking clown world.

@juniorkingpp All I'm seeing is you being mad at someone for being themselves. No idea why.

makeup busted. eyebrows ungroomed. pinterest tattoos. unblended eyeshadow. no nail polish. either you’re bad at being goth or you put this look together in 5 minutes.

@banana3080 @Milesulker @TopGyaru @Farid_Abd99 It is part of the scenario though. It's people at random, including people who can't choose rationally.

@Milesulker @TopGyaru @Farid_Abd99 A thought experiment only works if you stick to its rules. Adding things like accidents or confusion changes the scenario, not the answer. At that point you’re solving a different problem, not the one being asked.

Blue button arguments be like: "But what if" "But what if" "But what if" "But what if" Red arguments be like: "Press the red button and you win"

@jamieleigh5164 @pterodaustro Red=don't put yourself at risk for others Blue=put yourself at risk for others Others includes babies btw, so I'm definitely slamming the blue button.

@pterodaustro red = you wont die blue = you might die people keep using word salads to make their virtue signalling seem rational, fucking internet!

want to make it clear that i do not give a shit about the actual discourse this dumb poll is generating but i do find it a lil fascinating how like 90% of the people ive seen talking about it are in favor of the red button and present as the obvious choice. because i read this -

@KungFuChrissy @pterodaustro I've seen a lot of red button people call blue people idiots and a lot of blue button people call red people evil. I personally think it's more of an altruist vs nihilism-leaning realist debate

@pterodaustro The weirdest part is not the hypothetical but how crazily angry and defensive people are getting over a magic button hypothetical. Mainly on the red side people just jumping to calling others the R word, stating people are stupid or even calling them evil for picking blue lol.

@silibosta @pterodaustro Or pick blue and help lessen that risk?

@pterodaustro I press red because blue may lose. In that event, I will have to be around to help rebuild society