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Everything you never knew you needed to know about voles.

Rutland Katılım Kasım 2015
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Voles are born flightless, and remain so throughout their entire lives.
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Daryl Hall and John Oates think voles are maneaters, but I can't go for that.
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Voles are one of the few mammals that can be outrun by a gastropod; which makes you question which one is the most sluggish.
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Voles munch on biscuits at such a high frequency it is only audible to dogs.
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A finger of Fudge is not enough to give a vole a treat.
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When voles have no corn on the cob they have to make do with acorn in the gob; which sounds very similar when speaking with your mouth full.
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Voles show a flagrant disregard for serving suggestions.
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Every day, a vole somewhere in the world is eating nowhere near what they would consider enough biscuits.
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Colonel Abrams' vole can feel a little trapped at times; like a fool in a cage that can't get out.
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Vole jumping is not a recognised sport.
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Voles are often found lollygagging, so it's imperative you administer the Heimlich manoeuvre and tell them to eat lollies slowly in future.
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It's not often you see a vole looking down; not because they're always happy, they just don't like heights.
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Voles often find themselves in long grass, but only after a thorough search.
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Two voles tied together with string make an interesting yet impractical pair of mittens for a small child.
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It's easy to spot the vole with a cocaine habit.
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Voles never need to prove themselves as they always rise to the occasion.
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Disruptive young voles are in a class of their own.
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Buzzcock voles are always falling in love with someone they shouldn't have fallen in love with.
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Voles can tell when something's afoot because they know roughly what 12 inches looks like.
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Voles only go to church for the wafers and wine.
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