Voletile

How are you going to threaten to call my home girl for information and be upset that I laughed? That’s bro, she ain’t saying shit 😂

Fitness influencers crack me up because they’re all knowing and ever so condescending until I drop a pic of me being bigger than they will ever achieve 😌

Two months and I’ll be crushing my old pr’s

Ironically taking care of my son maintained my gym strength

@oku_yungx Shit, me too twin

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@BellaBaddie__ Thank god

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy

Going viral on TikTok again, time to turn my phone off 🙃

How are you going to ask me for advice and then tell me I’m wrong?

@Ravenismeee Blowjobs

what is the male equivalent to flowers??

@mnchies She has a dick 😢

she’s a 10, but she likes wow, dnd, got, Elden ring, final fantasy and dark souls

My boy got done dirty by this woman and I want to feel bad but…. That’s my mother fucking dawg 🫡. I been told his ass to leaver her alone but he didn’t listen and now he’s heart broken while we’re just bullshitting 🤣

@raijinDrip @MKJavierMK Oh god no. We have enough tag fighters, 1v1 is when mk is at its best

@MKJavierMK Ngl if it’s mk2, scrap the dog water kameos, and give us 2v2 mode. Plus give everybody the versions of themselves that had the most aura in previous games. Make everybody happy, bring Mk back to glory

I dont know how true is this but I am seeing MK2/Injustice 3 will be revealed very soon and ngl i am very hyped for it

I only hit the gym and get hot out of spite. What the fuck is wrong with me ? 😂

The gym is calling

Got challenged to a race by one of my 19 year old staff members today and every other staff burst out laughing knowing full well that I will dust her 😂😂😂

Paid $70 for crimson desert (not knowing it’s free for ps streaming, oops) and I’ve just been arm wrestling

@MightyKeef @Spectre799games You know, I don’t agree with you often but today we are brothers in comments because wtf is this guy yapping about?

@Spectre799games Every console has done this since the beginning of gaming. Even PC has exclusives that you can’t play on console. What is this tweet.

Reminder: If a console has to pigeonhole games to one platform in order to stay relevant, Then the console isn’t worth it to begin with. Exclusives have gaslit people into thinking FOMO is a good selling point. And it’s worked for years unfortunately

@khaliltooshort @me6me8me8 I’m a retard for not being stupid enough to believe a racist was writing about people he hated?

@Voletile_tm @me6me8me8 You’re an actual retard

That’s not Aragorn though?

My employee came to me asking what he should say to this girl he’s into so I told him to hand me his phone. He’s currently on his way to pick her up for their date 😎