Volothamp Geddarm @ MLN

I thought I was hallucinating when I saw that the door to the dungeon was left open this morning, but it was real and I just now crawled out! Better still, the Beholders are playing in the GLCS against the Gorillas! Verily! Oh, what a day!

The Baldur's Gate Beholders are pleased as punch to announce the signing of Doc Wingduck!

Sooooo.....yeah.

Few things are as exciting as opening day of MLN. I may sound like a homer here, but...Go Beholders!

Tis draft day? Verily! One can hardly contain their excitement!

I spoke with GM Reference regarding the Naylor trade: "Naylor was a great part of the team, obviously a hot bat. We wish him well in Oslo, and happily welcome Gargle Nutz to the team! Also, buy $GME and $AMC. HOOOOOOLD. 💎🙌

Winning feels great!

Beholders take a 4-run lead over Buffalo^2 off of 2 2-run homers by Monty and Kraken! Oh sweet Offense, how we've missed thee!

I am ALMOST as nervous about this bases loaded situation as I am about the attempted coup on the Prime Material plane yesterday!

@kirby_birch We're only halfway through season 5!

Season 6 can’t get here fast enough.

@Steelflex_MLN Rude

Don't call it a comeback!

BBG's offense arrives and is helped along by fantastic pitching performances by our bullpen. We improve to 4-2 on the season. Watch out Portland! We're coming for you next...

Naylor shows the Gorillas that he's none-to-happy with being intentionally walked and comes back with a 3-Run Homer! It's bye-bye baseball, and the Beholders' crowd erupts!

@MLNCrawdads Hey buds, you doing okay?

We don't want to talk about it.

@MLNCrawdads 🤣

Sadness.

Despite a few spots of trouble, Base Ventura pitches a complete game shutout (the second consecutive shutout for the Beholders) against the Oslo Otters. Their record improves to 3-1, remaining tied with the Slayers for first in the GL!

@HelmsmenMLN @MLNCrawdads THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO YOU!

@MLNCrawdads AND ALL THE ROADS WE HAVE TO WALK ARE WINDING

/i\

@MLNCrawdads Nawlins is a cesspool? Check!

CGSO from Joanna? Check! Only undefeated team left in MLN? Check! 2-game lead on every team in the division? Check! Things are good in Nawlins. Things. Are. Good.

*Gelatinous Cube noises*