Jeff

"45% of the world are assholes. 45% of the world are assholes only when they need to be. 10% if the world is f***ing crazy." -My Dad

@FareedZakaria @CNN Why?

an update: My latest @CNN documentary, “The Imperial Presidency,” will air at a later date. We will keep you posted

Hi this is Jewel. My mom said I could say hi so hi. 🤪 I like my piano lessons and my kittens and strawberries and shopping with my mom!!! Ok bye

@FenixAmmunition If you're gonna make it weird, I'd commit. Look you straight in the eye, without looking down and say, "nice watch" Your move boss

You will wait patiently until I finish, or you will choose one of the two next to me and admit you're looking at my weiner. Your move boss.

@Benedicta_Bee This is slander to Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Why is Kingdom of Heaven the only “good” crusades movie and it isn’t even accurate?

@redrose_anna That's very well stated. Following you is quite peaceful.

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@TRHLofficial That's pretty close. They forgot ordering drinks with fruit

Men, is this list of things that are kind of gay accurate?

@TRHLofficial Yeah. You didn't?

Has anyone met the aliens yet?

The aliens are supposed to reveal themselves to us this Easter according to the prophecy of some guy named Chris, so let’s see how that plays out.

@kimmie_c_ Are you going to Japan? I can't wait to go.

Hell yeah 🇺🇲🤝🇯🇵

@Bee__witched @Grand_handsomer

Someone just told me that pizza doesn’t have to have cheese (it was @Grand_handsomer, drag him) and I think an exorcism is in order

@Bee__witched Nope

Guys? I just got this email… Are they doing it again?!

@Bee__witched I'm good

Can you all search anything? Mine is logged up again

No one sees me anywhere anymore. Feels like my life.

@manduhtoryy Yeah

Can I say something without everybody getting mad

@TRHLofficial Holy shit! We may have to leave Tennessee

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Moved by the community of sports fans from all over who are rallying here to help the family of Wes in an impossibly difficult time.

The sudden loss of Wes Rucker has left a deep void in many lives. His family now faces immense challenges without the support they need. Please consider donating or sharing to help provide stability for Lauren and their children during this difficult time. Every contribution counts. #VolTwitter #VolNation gofund.me/753823f1b

@kimmie_c_ Meet Jovi and Kitty Kat. They're besties. Kitty Kat runs off predators in the field and Jovi is in charge of cuddles

The timeline needs more dogs. I lost my buddy, Tank a few years ago. He's still an indoor dog, though & always will be. 🐾❤️

@TRHLofficial Every school child knows the Boston Tea Party was spearheaded by Johnny Tremain. Esther Forbes told us! 😆

Sam Adams used at least 19 aliases. Hamilton had up to 10 Ben Franklin had at least 16 The Boston Tea Party was spearheaded by a man who went by Rusticus who has since been lost a history. The Culper Spy ring used numbers. Washington was Agent 711. Anonymous men drive revolutions

GA when you’re 5’3

@LuckyMcGee Jesus. I know it's true, but damn

Dark meme. It’s not funny, because it’s true.