It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 12 Aug 2012 (via @twi_age).
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@VolticShock
A Jolteon with a mixed past, hoping for nothing but a better future.
Katılım Ağustos 2012
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@PinkFlyingGrape The Jolteon suddenly bursts into laughter
"You should see the look on your face right now! Haha, it's priceless!"
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@VolticShock "If you fucking dare...."
He's eyeing the Jolteon cautiously.
Uh oh.. this might not end well.
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"JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLTEON"
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@PinkFlyingGrape The Jolteon just completely ignores everything the Crobat just said
"I wonder if you taste like bubblegum"
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@VolticShock "I'M A FUCKING BAT!!"
Flapping his wings maniacally.
"I got wings! I got fangs! I got big ears! I can screech loud if I gotta!
What more do ya want?!"
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@PinkFlyingGrape "Hmm... You look like bubblegum...
I wonder"
The Jolteon out a paw to his chin in thought
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@VolticShock "Oh piss off. I know that Crobats aren't normally pink. But I am!"
The bat shook away the stars in his eyes and flung off a bunch of sparkles from his body.
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@PinkFlyingGrape "A Crobat? Crobats aren't usually pink, are they?
Lose the wings, and you're practically a Jigglypuff"
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@VolticShock "I'm... ow... I'm not a damn Jigglypuff!"
Long pointy ears popped out of the grass, followed by his headbody and wings.
"I'm a Crobat!"
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@PinkFlyingGrape Blink Blink... Blink...
"What was a Jigglypuff doing in a tree?"
Clearly he has confused the pink blob Crobat for a Jigglypuff
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@VolticShock "GAH! Fuck..."
He let go of the branch and fell to the ground. On purpose to avoid the thundershock or on accident? Who knew.
Thud.
"Ow..."
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@PinkFlyingGrape "JOLT!"
This startled the Jolteon sightly. He jumped and sent a thundershock just to the side of the Crobat
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@VolticShock It wasn't too hard to spot a giant sparkling pink blob with bright yellow eyes hanging from a tree.
"Boo."
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@PinkFlyingGrape "Jolt?"
His ears perked up as he heard a hissing sound. He moved his in the direction it was coming from
"Who's there?"
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//it's been 3000 years... 🥺
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"JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLT JOLTEON"
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@VolticShock //oh no rush. Your choice of who you want, whenever is convenient
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@VolticShock //oh ya know. Alive still. Here still, but with other characters to focus on.
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