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@RonFilipkowski i actually think the same way when he talks about "that guy" who takes the "Fat Shot" and how it doesnt seems to work... its him... the fat shot doesnt work on Dumbnald

Whenever Trump uses “a lot of people” or “many people” that means him. 100% of the time.

@HabsHappy @atrupar I call him Dumbnald for a while... works as well!

Retardlicans (since they call Democrats, Dumocrats) spin stories to suit their narratives

US attorney for SDNY Jay Clayton defends Trump's taxpayer-funded J6 slush fund: "I don't think we're gonna be talking about this issue in a week because the American people are gonna say, 'Look, they leaked his tax returns, they tried to destroy him. Okay, we resolved that.'"

@fnveenie The fun part in the Aho offer sheet story is that we aint even mad they took KK! 😁

If you thought Tampa and Buffalo fans were obnoxious, just wait until you meet Hurricanes fans. Anybody who missed the Aho offer sheet is in for quite an experience. Unfortunately for me, I'm already blocked by a lot of them.

@kevin_nealon I miss Norm too!

I says to him I says to him I says to him I says to him I says to him I says to him I turn to the guy I says to him I says to him I says to him I says to him get this I says to him

“Evan Bouchard didn’t deserve the Norris” - Evan Bouchard has better defensive metrics than all of Norris finalists - Evan Bouchard led the Norris finalists by a combined 51 points - Evan Bouchard faced the 10th most difficult competition in the entire league - Evan Bouchard played more PK relative to this teammates than any of the Norris Finalists - Evan Bouchard has a Goal Dif On Ice vs Off Ice higher than all Norris finalists combined by a 41 goal margin - Evan Bouchard played with the worst goaltending in the NHL and the worst defensive system - Evan Bouchard had less giveaways leading to goals than the other finalists combined - Evan Bouchard was lights out to end the season while some of the finalists ghosted - Evan Bouchard should be the Norris winner but he’s not because of Eastern pundits and morons who watch Tiktok Clips to base their perception of a player If you believe he’s not deserving of the Norris, that says something about your hockey knowledge. Biggest litmus test in hockey

@shannonplante @ItsDeanBlundell I dont think joining EU would affect our independance... All EU countries are independant, yet forming an economic alliance... I still dont know if i would vote for it tho, but i dont see it as a threath to our sovereignty... Its just my 2 cents tbh...

@ItsDeanBlundell I appreciate your tweets but honestly? No we won’t. We would have to have a nationwide vote as well as EU voting on it. And I think when it comes down to it, Canadians won’t vote for it because we still value our independence as decision makers over regulations and funds.

Before the end of the year, Canada will be part of the EU.

@kylegriffin1 You know that blue stuff that appears in public pools when you pee? Yeah.. its Donald's...

This is a real post from the president during a war while gas prices are at a 4-year high and his disapproval is at an all-time high in some polls.

@LizaRosen0000 Because they also have been silent on Israel's genocide... hope it helps...

British PM Keir Starmer? Silent. French President Emmanuel Macron? Silent. Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez? Silent. Italian PM Giorgia Meloni? Silent. German Chancellor Friedrich Merz? Silent. Irish Taoiseach Micheál Martin? Silent. Norwegian PM Jonas Gahr Støre? Silent. Canadian PM Mark Carney? Silent.

Prêt pour veiller tard?

@alemiredesigns we have absentees for sure... im not happy right now...

Caufield and Demidov playing tonight?! #gohabsgo

@legrand_djipi Toute une bacaisse! Pour moi, ce serait 325 max, pour pas mal longtemps! 😁

Un gros poulet de 4 livres et quart (1.93 kilo) , vous mettez ça au four à quelle température et pour combien de temps? 🤔

@HabsHappy What's the car model behind, im curious! 😁

Like or RT when you see the optical illusion. This looks like a photo of three girls enjoying coffee. Really squint your eyes and tell me if you see the concealed face.

@keithedwards 225 lbs, right? 😁

Diaper is big as hell

@achalla2pec @WUTangKids He's protecting her right boob!

@WUTangKids Stephen protecting his wife 👍

Stephen Miller using his prego wife as human shield

@LucifersTweetz Blowtorch their dicks...

People say pedophiles can’t be cured, but there are many ways to cure a pedophile: bullets, rope, decapitation. Pick your pleasure.

We have sent a notice to cease & desist to the Milwaukee Brewers. Having rain fall inside a stadium with a closed retractable roof is the intellectual property of the Montreal Expos.

@Daractenus it worked so well with Argentina!

Take a moment to fully appreciate what you are witnessing: the President of the United States is campaigning so aggressively for a pro-Russian autocrat that he has reached the point of effectively attempting to bribe the entire nation into re-electing said pro-Russian autocrat.

@alemiredesigns Dobes is one win away from 30... that's also effing awsome!

SUZUKI HAS 98 PTS CAUFIELD HAS 50 GOALS SLAF HAS 30 GOALS DOBY IS A BEAST THIS BARN IS FUCKING INSANE WHAT. A. GAME. THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE. I LOVE THIS TEAM. #gohabsgo

@HabsLaughs Next step, Dobes's 30th Ws!

Statement win. Habs can go with anyone. Won't get pushed around. Never out of it even when dealt a blow. 50 for Caufield. 30 for Slaf. 98 for Suzuki. Dobes another strong game and win. Habs are here.