Brandon Glocker
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@DetroitPartner @calvinparidlay @johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat Never had a job so why would I pay taxes
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@VonWiic @calvinparidlay @johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat Took 237 seconds to get the email, address and tax info of Brandon Glocker. I’ll have it sent posted shortly.
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I did in fact make it to summit (more like 15 minutes). But I delivered on everything I said I had last night.
Cliff Hansby@StrayAthletes
@DanteTheDon @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease Did the fellas make it to summit (20 min) @BarstoolBigCat
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@DetroitPartner @calvinparidlay @johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat Imagine spending your entire morning tweeting at another guy for attention
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@VonWiic @calvinparidlay @johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat I just thought of a huge income stream for you. You start a reality show “my parents are supposed to be proud of me” and the entire show is you trying to find a way to explain to them why you are such a loser.
Episode one can explain your weird lust for a guy from Mississippi
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@DetroitPartner @calvinparidlay @johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat You know my patents ? Nice spelling retard
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@VonWiic @calvinparidlay @johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat I know who this and I actually know your patents. I won’t say their names here but they legitimately don’t like you.
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@VonWiic @jackslastlaugh @johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat “Grey hair at 41” bro I had grey hair at 16 😂😂😂😂 it’s called genetics and who fucking cares 😂😂 you care about what color another man’s hair is? That’s some queer behavior
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@VonWiic @calvinparidlay @johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat Don’t hate on the man for having a fun weekend with his friends
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@johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat Imagine being 50 and doing this type shit
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@jackslastlaugh @johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat Jealous of having grey hair at 41 and being so drunk I spill my $42 tequila soda on some 22 year old? Sounds sick
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@calvinparidlay @johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat Get off twitter and go be a father so your kids don’t end up degens like Dante
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@VonWiic @johnsummit @BarstoolBigCat He's 41 so kind of weird to add a decade. And getting paid to party? More like I wish
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@BarstoolBigCat u missed dante falling off the booth and spilling drinks all over the girls. was a great time
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@StyxBurner2 @PardonMyMeme Go tweet at PMT again ya bum. Or go touch grass and find some friends
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@StyxBurner2 @PardonMyMeme Serious weirdo behaviour. Screams that you live in your moms basement
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@ryanwhitney6 God you're fucking insufferable. Engagement bait prick.
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@PardonMyMeme About time you said something Pussy bitch
Memes is washed have fun doing coke in Vegas ❤️🔥
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