Vork

re-wired microwave oven filled with fish sticks to begin its timed cooking in conjunction with start of fp's lasting longer than 11 minutes

scotchguarded my laptop in order to continue playing the game while taking my 2 minute six second shower.

usingExxon offshore oil drilling software technology, was able to map ocean floor in 3D to improve calculations of fishing school locations.

noting reduced body fat content of public pool swimmers, swam in-game 5 miles a day for 1 week. stamina statistic not improved appreciably

forced for 5 days to play the game standing up as a result of the onset of hemorrhoids. FYI, it is a swelling or inflammation of the vei ...

...veins of the rectum.

calculating for comparative scale areas, concluded that in-game's mail delivery speed and success rate exceed US postal service's by 73.42%.

Gave two dollars to a homeless fellow. Note to self: Never ask for a receipt from a vagrant. They get very dismissive!

Attempting to install weight loss jnterface in hopes of adding 4% foot speed. less vulture & boar meat, more blackrod cod and magic muffins.

stationhotelnorwich, tho u hacked my acct & ur name is 3 words,the idea of making money day and night by doing nothing made me poop a little

apologies to all. Those business enterprises were not mine though I admire people's attempts to make money from the comforts of their home

Fitch

the teriyaki shrimp sandwich,shake and fries seemed like the right decision at the time

retrieved and repaired tv tray from dumpster behind Bed,bath,beyond. Added floatee and stabilizing sandbags. Can now play Game while bathing

Come to improv show tmw! @Hammerimprov http://tinyurl.com/yj387pl After the show will be ritualistic dancing with a DJ! or so i heard

have extended usage of 1/2 gallon container of milk by cutting it with water and a dash of baking soda. three months now on same container.

implored creators of game to cut cost of flights by 27% due to increased in-game gold demands. denied. may have to organize boycott of fp's.

retrieved abandoned Big Wheel behind 7-11 dumpster, will rent out for use to local neighborhood youths and/or insane individuals.

With assist. of retired forest ranger and utilizing US Forest Svc GPS, calculated that game lumberjacks will run out of logging mats by 2024