Vortex

Posing as an employee of a defense contractor and giving out false information to foreign assets as a dating strategy

trying to imagine what it's like to have divorced parents and getting really sad and scared and crying

You, dear reader, are surely familiar with the concept of a braless au pair. However, can you by chance imagine an au pair whose wardrobe includes nothing but a pair of stirrup leggings?

What is rizz? Sigma don’t mog me, don’t mog me, no more

I have it on good authority that the new Ayatollah is hiding at the Cato Institute headquarters

@MiladySpice Don’t drink the KOLaid!

i’m gonna KOL myself

@MiladySpice mifoidy

i hereby pronounce you mifoidy and mimoidy

I’m building a team

@NBHDCRYPTO Every day, between 6 and 7 PM, a man in an Amazing Hulk costume will imitate a sexual act with the car and then leave.

@Vortexoid Okay banksy

no low balls. It’s a 2025

@NBHDCRYPTO I was actually gonna leave it there and turn it into an art installation

@Vortexoid Deal. You gotta tow it tho, I think it the battery nothin major

@goonageddon Some may say they are also getting bigger

women are not getting any younger

@ragebaitverse That’s a pretty chill list

The only KOL tier list you'll ever need.

I have acquired this curious looking character

@Emprider I’m not in the platoon community yet

has anyone in the splatoon community killed anyone

@zacxbt @pepeDRT Getting into a head-on collision on the crypto bridge and getting paralyzed from the neck down

vibe coding a crypto bridge that's a bridge so you can bridge while you bridge

to rape and to be raped is such a beautiful thing

@MiladySpice yippeemogging

@Vortexoid yaymaxxing

i love everyone and i love replying to comments online. i will never think i am better than others or sell my soul for internet clout or money. always truemaxxing

@sentientGirlx Is this the Wienermobile that I’ve heard so much about?

it can be so simple :)

@noorrietje I love pickled herring!

My future husband will be so happy if I make diner for him