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@C_3C_3 “This shouldn’t be a death penalty, that’s a bit extreme, he just hopped over a termina-“

23 year old Kamel Hawkins… Should result in an immediate public death penalty. For everyone to see.

@asuka_aryan There is no fucking way were developing “theories” as to what the official White House Twitter account is posting

List of theories, add your own: - False flag as big as 9/11 - Blackmail on Trump - Ground invasion of Iran about to start - Exploding phones - The end of the U.S. empire, to be replaced with Greater Israel

@Vortonian She is on the list

Cassidy

@number_1_BFDIA It’s not trash But it’s not the same

Minecraft “fans” swear on their lives that this is #trash because it’s not made by C418

@Lex_cat11 Feather Star They’re a marine anima that I believe is related to anemones

please give me animals I’ve probably never heard of I’m trying to compile a list of animals that most people have never seen before just for funsies

@hood_sanctuary I refuse to believe there are human beings who act like this

@lowcortisol No way we’re putting Critikal next to Pokimane

These are the 4 most annoying streamers of all time

@blacknredtext @Epicartworks TOTK is nowhere near as good as BOTW and I’m still really upset about it

submission by @epicartworks

@GTAVI_Countdown This is coming from someone who analyzes every aspect of the railroad in RDR2: Who the fuck cares.

In Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018): railroad workers are actually working and they nail the track into the ground before moving onto the next nail until they finish. In Crimson Desert (2026): NPCs endlessly hit the same rocks without a purpose while clipping through them.

@GreeneMan6 I don’t gaf if im “broing to women”. I’m gonna wear my Legend of Zelda t-shirt if I damn well feel like it.

As a man, always follow the Bane principle. What matters isn't who you think you are, much less what you consume. What matters is your plan. There used to be a "nerd plan" in which eccentric young men were seen as "on course" to develop into strong community leaders (see any RomCom from the 2000s). That plan doesn't exist anymore, so signalling "nerd creds" is broing to women.

@uniquemoviemom This is like top 5 robot designs bro, it’s so cool lookin

This version of the Omnidroid was to face Frozone as the heat of the lava would dampen his Ice powers

@grizzcosbbg @TheHydroNova The equivalent of removing cookies because chocolate is poisonous to parrots and turning them into a decorative texture on top of the furnace or something

@Vortonian @TheHydroNova i have no idea why they said this because their real reason for not adding them in 1.19 was because they were trying to add them AS MOBS and it was causing performance issues they eventually added them in spring to life (Q1 2025 drop) as particles created by the firefly bush

"Sulfur is highly toxic but in game you get punished with nausea??? do you know what happens if you breath in sulfur???? Hospital. if you fall into the water you should be poisoned"

@Minecraft First game to have negative sales

Minecraft Dungeons II is coming this year! Take on high-stakes encounters, thrilling challenges, and new locations in the Minecraft universe! Wishlist now on your platform!   #MinecraftLIVE  #DungeonsII

Short king supremacy

@JayTCB2 How do undersea creatures know what birds and trees are

@realstewpeters “I’m not afraid” Yeah we know, bitch, YOU’RE not afraid.

TRUMP: “I’m not afraid to put boots on the ground in Iran, even if it turns into another Vietnam.” When I say Trump wants to send your sons to die for Israel, I mean that he legitimately wants to send your sons into a meat grinder to die for the secular nation state of Israel.

@divno_aine I had a friend who legitimately collected these, had like ten last time i checked, which was a while ago I bought one once cause i needed a new cup to use next to my computer and cause the design fit with a meme within my friend group I just used it for water, tho