♪♪VTECH the DJ

When you’re sitting at a very large, completely empty gate and someone still decides to sit 2 seats away like bro

Shipping anything is so damn expensive these days

Are you ever laying in bed trying to go to sleep and your brain decides to bust out a reel of your cringiest moments

I don’t want to see/ hear/ read the term “female dj” ever again.

I always tip my drivers well when I’m djing in whatever city but on the off occasion I don’t have any cash and want to Venmo/ cash app/ etc and you don’t have one? Why? It’s 2024 homie even the pan handlers on street corners got a Venmo barcode on their signs 😅

People who excessively and loudly grunt at the gym like they’re on their 8th tennis match 😫 whhyyyy

Was using Xtrax for stems but they tanked so currently using the new stem splitting feature on Logic Pro and wow it works great.

and situational awareness.

To those people who cautiously glance behind them before seeing something shiny and stopping dead in their tracks (big ass cart full of stuff and everything) in a busy Costco aisle/ walkway… thank you for having common sense/ manners.

@DjKwest15 Exactly!!!!! Hahaha I literally pictured this SpongeBob gem as I was writing my tweet 😁

@VtechTheDJ Hell yeah then you use this to top it off

I would like to be friends with whoever innovated “tHiS tYpE oF tYpInG” to imply sarcasm/ you’re mocking someone. 10/10 useful in non-verbal arguments

If anyone thinks they’re above a ur mom joke they need to check themselves.

Listening to “Pepas” rn and remembering how this track had a choke hold on the world when it first came out. I love the feeling of when a track does that.

When someone asks you to hook them up with something you have a connection to/ for (especially in the music world) and you use your connections (that you don’t like to use often) to hook them up, for them to just cancel DAY OF is so damn disrespectful.

Anyone who constantly talks about how much money they’re making isn’t making that much money.

If anything posted on 4/1 is real they’ll leave a voicemail 💅🏼

Do schools still have talent shows

Always makin shit happen 👏🏼

Searching for songs in your own library using the regular Apple Music search bar pisses me off so much.

That 3am glass of water be hittin tho