VULCAN ELVIS FC

Smoking on dat calder valley pack

Dungeon dildo Dave was today’s man of the the match (0 minutes played)

Your league and cup double winners 🏆

EVERYONE HQ NOW

@HalifaxRangers you hung out the flag of war.

LEAGUE WINNERS🏆

Is tonight going to be the night? The lads need to win and hope our pals at Halifax Rangers drop points in order to seal the title ahead of Sundays cup final between the sides. Colne valley school 6.15ko - all welcome

Few spare seats left on bus for sunday. Leaving HQ @ 9.15. Returning after game for a sunday send. Let us know if you want on.

Right this account been piss poor recently. 2 league wins and 1 cup win we have a double. 1 post a day until we do the lot.

Shoutout to the main man today. Low on numbers and it took a true footballer brain to come up with the masterplan. It worked. Heywoodball is alive and well.

VULCAN FINAL HERE WE GOOOOOO, 1-0 win not really sure if it was our lad or an own goal but either way we take them ones. 26th April 11am KO. Bus available let us know.

Comes a time in a lads life where he has to think do i wanna be the next gazza? OR do I wanna play in net for vulcan fc? You chose right George.

This feels like a good time to bring the twitter account back

Top of the pile £1 a pint you heard oh er oh er

@htafc release macca

Back to it today after a week off and a fantastic performance away to top of the league Svens ends up with a 2-0 win to the good guys and us taking top spot

A great day for mens mental health today

Some laugh that. 3-1 us.

Season started last week. Lodge had a strop and harry still can’t run. Week 2 and our centre halves gone missing, faz has disgusted me and we’ve a player in back of a police car. Vulcan Elvis FC.

Eamonn Holmes had no interest in Manchester United. He’s Vulcan till he dies.