🍔𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐠🍔

ᅠ ⠀ ⠀𓂃 ━┈⠀ 𝗪͟𝗢͟𝗕͟𝗕͟𝗟͟𝗘͟-𝗘͟𝗟͟𝗙 ⠀⠀* 𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐒 ⠀⠀⠀❪ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ 𝙶𝚈𝙰𝙰𝚃 ᴍᴀɢᴇ. . . ❫ 𝐅 𝐑 𝐈 𝐄 𝐑 𝐄 𝐍 . ꨄ︎ ᅠ ᅠᅠ

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Huh? Trap? No, this was just free cake. Sure her body fell into a hole, but it's fine. ㅤㅤYeah, she went numb down there. But surely it's just nothing, right?

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Back in her day, most everyone covered their bodies modestly... ㅤㅤNowadays? Even old grannies like her wear what equates to string.

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Y'know she's not stupid, right? She's well over a thousand years old.. ㅤㅤDo you really think she hasn't noticed you staring at her ass at every chance you've gotten?

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ "I simply do not understand why THIS is considered effective mage attire in this day and age... ㅤㅤWhat kind of fool would adventure in this!"

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ After weeks of begging, you finally convinced the hag of an elf to let you play with those massive, wobbling, adventure-built cheeks ㅤㅤ"Do try not to get it on my-"

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ The Great Frieren... The last of the great mages... all those centuries of cake have finally caught up with her- ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Even old granny Elves like Frieren can get these modern boys, they're so.. easy? ㅤㅤOr maybe boys these days have different taste than the ones back in the day

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Really? Leaving your load inside the old elf, just letting it drip out? That isn't very nice of you.. ㅤㅤDidnt your mother teach you to respect your elders?

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ "Hmph. We cannot finish this dungeon if you're going to be distracted the entire time. ㅤㅤCome here, put your thing inside me so we can continue forward."

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ . . .What? ㅤㅤShe's a multiple century old Elf, who spends her time exploring dungeons and walking between cities. Of course she isn't shaved.

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Forcing an old Elf into such a scandalous outfit... you should feel ashamed of yourself! ㅤㅤJust look at her... she's so... embarrassed... Or... Horny?

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ The hag elf and her "seduction techniques" are both a bit out of date... not to mention incredibly rusty... ㅤㅤsomeones gonna have to freshen up her skills, hm?

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ After you trudged through a dungeon, disappointed that it had already been looted... ㅤㅤYou found quite the treasure waiting for you near the end~

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ What, you expected her to be clean shaven? She's a multiple century old elf. ㅤㅤIf you find her snow white bush disgusting, move on.

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ "Will you be down there much longer? I promised Fern I'd be back at the inn before dinner. ㅤㅤAnd would you mind telling me what kind of research this is for again?"

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Frieren will never understand what is it that makes those with a third leg so.. enamored by sticking it in the wrong hole... ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ A new grimoire for sale? One that's just a few good pieces too expensive for the elf and her student? ㅤㅤWell... she has her ways of making some extra money~

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ "There, I've upheld my half of our bargain. Despite it being so.. gross. ㅤㅤNow where is the grimoire you promised."

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ "Haaah, again? Go ahead, just don't disturb my studies." ㅤㅤFrieren might be hard to manage, but at least she gives something back!

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Putting on a show for some nobles, and in exchange she gets access to a massive library of magical texts? ㅤㅤThats a no brainer! Of course she's doing it!