𝐵𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓃

“ 𝒢𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓃𝑔𝓉𝒽, 𝑅𝒶𝒹𝒾𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝒪𝓃𝑒... 𝒮𝑜 𝐼 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝒸𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃. ” - 𝒫𝓇𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒮𝓉. 𝑀𝒶𝓇𝒽𝒶𝒾. - N/SFW - Daemonhunter Paladin

@pwrtools4grrlz Hmm… You people are strange.

@W0LFOFFAITH um… probably not, no.

@W0LFOFFAITH [ dio can’t swim either, funnily enough. the “”deep end”” only goes up to their shoulders because of their prior experience with drowning —— which isn’t even up to linus’s hips. basically a puddle. ] …okay. i might sunbathe for a little, to be honest.

@pwrtools4grrlz Not even pig’s blood?

@W0LFOFFAITH not in the big 2026 it ain’t!

@pwrtools4grrlz It’s part of a well mannered diet.

@W0LFOFFAITH i would think it’d depend on the blood of whatever you’re getting it from. i’m also not a vampire, so… i’m not really into that.

@pwrtools4grrlz ... You know drinking blood is a very good alternative for that.

@W0LFOFFAITH i have a vitamin d deficiency ‘cause i don’t ever go outside, so i’m pretty sure it evens out.

@pwrtools4grrlz Good luck with that! [ Cannot swim. At all. Afraid of water. ]

already hot as balls today. good thing i have a pool! * 👙

Loooong stretch. He’s sleepy

@pwrtools4grrlz My eye is irritated and I cannot stop tearing up from it.

better dio afternoon. i don’t feel the urge to kill anymore!

@Oakwreathed I think, I’d strive to help those with shorter lives. When you can live for so long… you can fight the forces of corruption for longer. Be a walking monument of wisdom, courage, honour!

[ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ] . . . What would you do with your time if you lived as long as I? If even hundreds of years were but tiny fragments of your existence? And for those of you like myself, what do you do with it? Do you view your time as precious?

// old homeboy playing ds3 doing invasions in the discord...

// i genuinely love how this linus is just... british. like. he's so british. he loves going pub. he loves some good food. they've just given him a sword and a religion and he's just going out

@covenpyre Uoorgh... Scran... [ salivating.. ]

Could go for a burger or something.

@CHIVALEWD Not me! I love snuggling. And grabbing things. I like the feel of skin in my hands…

There is a shockingly large amount of people who seem to think just taking their pants off is God’s gift to foreplay.

@id10tbr4in It’s a hammer.

my birthday gift for dio is something only i can give them . none of you will ever know either .

@pwrtools4grrlz [ WAG WAG WAG WAG WAG. ]

@W0LFOFFAITH [ wag, wag — only temporarily. but for this particular instance of reality? sure! ]

you’re invited to my birthday paw-ty! * 🐾

Humble legally-distinct-Scotsman finally goes pub.

@LUN4RH3X Aaaahhhh-

I need to pee open ur mouth