ᯓ★ THESEUS

I, MARVELLOUS THESEUS, HAVE DECIDED TO START POSTING TO MY ADORING FANS~

// Do you think during ‘The Underworld’ Odysseus could hear him yapping in the bg… /lh

@FAVOREDTRAGEDY // He pointedly ignored the pointed ignoring of Asterius HAHAHAHA

@FAVOREDTRAGEDY AH, THANK YOU MY SON! OUR TEAMWORK KNOWS NO BOUNDS, WE ARE AS ONE, IN DEATH!

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER CHAIN OF VICTORIES FOR ASTERIUS AND I… TRULY WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE TOGETHER

// He’s so lame he’s so loser /loving

PERHAPS LIGHT MAY REACH EVEN THE DEPTHS OF THE UNDERWORLD AFTER ALL.. FOR TO BE GRACED WITH SUCH A PRESENCE FILLS MY HEART WITH SUCH WARMTH… FAIR LADY, IT WOULD HONOUR ME IF YOU WERE TO ATTEND OUR NEXT SPAR! AND I SHALL WIN IT, IN YOUR HONOUR!

@The_Golden_Lyre I THANK YOU, O GRACIOUS APOLLO! THE SUNS LIGHT ITSE- EXPLODE!?!

@W0RTHYCHAMPI0N No need to worry, I'm curious to see how you do against Ares as well. I won't interfere til after the battle's over. But I'll be here to heal you both, or at least try since I'm yet to know how it would work on a shade. Maybe you'll explode? I'm just joking.

Ares and Theseus having a fight? Now that's something interesting.

@ironicallyblind STILL, I SENSE TENSION BETWIXT YOU. FOR WHAT IS HATE BUT ANOTHER FORM OF PASSION!

@W0RTHYCHAMPI0N To be vague is part of the requirements of this profession, you see.

Do you know who I miss right now .

…IT IS BENEATH ME TO INVOLVE MYSELF IN SUCH MATTERS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. PERHAPS I AM GROWING RESTLESS.

@ironicallyblind YOU SPEAK TOO VAGUELY, IN THAT CASE. A COMMON ISSUE AMONGST PROPHETS, NO DOUBT.

@W0RTHYCHAMPI0N Ah. That was... About someone else... I promise. And that Oedipus of Thebes post? I was blaming him for me dropping my phone.

@ironicallyblind I SEE. INDEED THEY DO. YOU WERE CORRECT.

@W0RTHYCHAMPI0N To put it simply,

My most serious opinion towards this man is that I don't like his fingers. They bend in a queer way

@ironicallyblind YOU, SHARING A POST WHICH READS AS FOLLOWS: “I WANT THAT MARRIED MANN 💔💔💔😓😓😓” AND SUBSEQUENTLY SAYING “OEDIPUS OF THEBES THIS IS YOUR FAULT.”

@W0RTHYCHAMPI0N What does the image portray

@ironicallyblind HMMM. IF YOU INSIST. SO THESE WERE NOT RELATED?

@W0RTHYCHAMPI0N Out of disgust.

@ironicallyblind THERE IS NO TELLING UNLESS YOU TRY. IF I MAY OFFER AN EAR.

@W0RTHYCHAMPI0N Frankly, I wouldn't know how to explain it.

@ironicallyblind AND WHY IS THAT, DAEMON?

@W0RTHYCHAMPI0N You wouldn't like to know.

@ironicallyblind YOU SPEAK OF HIM OFTEN.

@W0RTHYCHAMPI0N Why would I miss Oedipus of Thebes!?

@vanishing_river ᴛʜ- ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɢʟᴀᴅ…

@W0RTHYCHAMPI0N 👍

Hhrrnnmm ghhhuuhhhmm. . ?

@vanishing_river …….I STILL CAN NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR INFERNAL GROWLS. HOWEVER I WILL ASSUME YOU ARE EXPRESSING YOUR GRATITUDES… AND YOU ARE WELCOME! …ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ..?

@W0RTHYCHAMPI0N . . .Aaagghhhk.

@Walls_HaveEyes IT IS QUITE THE IMPRESSIVE FEAT!

That thing is an eyesore.