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The ratings for the Harry Potter show are going to be the biggest demonstration of "Twitter isn't real life" since probably...the sales of the Harry Potter video game.

That’s why you start your number 1 GK in a cup final when there’s a huge gap between first and second choice Shocker from Kepa

QPR sold ⬇️ Charlie Kelman- 6 ⚽️ 0 🅰️ Sinclair Armstrong- 4⚽️ 0🅰️ QPR bought⬇️ (for less) Rumarn Burrell 10⚽️ 3🅰️ Richard Kone 9 ⚽️ 2🅰️ Fantastic recruitment 👏👏👏

Just walked out of Project Hail Mary 🔥

Richard Kone has scored 10 goals in all competitions for QPR this season – he’s the first QPR player aged 22 or under to score 10+ goals in a season since Ebere Eze in 2019-20. 🔵#QPR⚪️

Was in the cinema for the entirety of the QPR game and they scored 6… Maybe if I pay the games absolutely no attention they’ll do really well

Browns free-agent TE David Njoku visited today with the Baltimore Ravens.

Good result for Chelsea: club fined only £10m and given a suspended transfer ban after Premier League found 36 separate undisclosed payments totalling £47.5m made “to 12 persons or entities on behalf of the club”. Lenient sanctions. No sporting sanctions. Yet these are serious offences, as the sanction agreement between the PL and Chelsea makes clear, stating “they were not only obvious and deliberate breaches of the rules but also because they involved deception and concealment in relation to financial matters”. Yet no points deductions. Just a manageable (if record) fine and a “suspended one-year first-team player transfer ban (suspended for two years)”. Surely they gained a sporting advantage by recruiting such players? So surely a sporting sanction should be in order? And where's the consistency? In 2008, Luton Town received a 10-point deduction for irregularities in dealing with agents (nb from FA). There still could be some further sanctions by the FA following its "ongoing investigation". PL points to mitigating factors: current owners Clearlake/Todd Boehly in May 2022 voluntarily self-reported potential historical breaches from the Roman Abramovich era. Club co-operated extensively and helped provide (with others) 10,000 documents for PL investigation. PL established “that between 2011 and 2018, undisclosed payments by third parties associated with the club were made to players, unregistered agents and other third parties”. Payments related to the purchases of players including Eden Hazard, Willian, Samuel Eto’o, David Luiz, Andre Schurrle and Nemanja Matic - there is no suggestion any were aware of the illicit payments. The detailed work of the investigators – and level of Clearlake’s co-operation – is impressive. The sanctions less so. It is a legitimate debate: should a club be punished for offences under a previous owner? Yes, most fans of other clubs would scream. It's a deterrent. And the value of those players' contribution and subsequent sales arguably still benefits the club. PL also investigated “potential breaches of the Premier League’s Youth Development Rules, committed by a former senior employee, relating to the club’s registration of Academy players between 2019 and 2022”. Again, self-reported by the club, this time in 2025. Chelsea punished with £750,000 fine and immediate nine-month ban from registering academy players from PL and EFL clubs. #CFC

BREAKING: Chelsea have been fined £10.75m by the Premier League and handed a one-year transfer ban suspended for two years 🚨 They have also been given a nine month Academy transfer ban.

This is the cringiest quote I’ve ever seen in the sport, makes me sick

God Leicester are a really really bad team

@Epimeth03715124 You seem to not have an understanding by what “squad building” means. It doesn’t mean signing of individual players. It means the balance of the overall squad. Our balance is very poor

@W12Ravens Is Burrell also an exception? Kone? Poku? All top league one talent like one should go for... Also how on earth do you go from starting this off with talking about the goalkeeper and now you only want to talk "attacking players" 🤣🤣

The GK situation this season is case and point of how truly terrible those in charge are at squad building Fucking embarrassing situation to be left in. Feel sorry for Walsh really on a human level. A league one/two level player been hung out to dry repeatedly

@Epimeth03715124 Completely irrelevant hahahaha what the fuck are you on about? Vale is the exception to the poor additions of attacking players, he’s the only one who doesn’t fit the same mold. The squad itself has been left weak as fuck in many positions.

@W12Ravens How’s Vale & Edwards for squad building?

RONNIE EDWARDS GOAL AND ASSIST

GET IN Vale forces an OG

Ronnie Vale, what the fuck have I done there 🤪

That’s a ridiculous assist from Ronnie Vale

Vale is genuinely my favourite player on this team at the moment

HARVEY VALE

@WEG0NEGHOST Yes being serious. He’s dogshit

@W12Ravens Are people being serious? That’s quite clearly a midfield issue rather than a goalkeeping one😂