— cress

as there are people who , dreadfully , haven’t met me before — i feel compelled to … introduce myself : i am the one and only cress ! best water-type specialist in unova and a triplet brother of the striaton restaurant , please to make your acquaintances !

… you ever look at someone and just. know?

severe lack of water-types on the tl ! can we fix that ?

☀️: 2. diagnosed autistic, extremely likely that he had a plethora of other undiagnosed mental conditions… however he is regretfully in heavy denial of anything else being an existent problem, and often masks the fact anyway.

☀️: some horrific and torturous, some just plain ol comedic

☀️: 1. starting off light rather than diving into the deep end with this; basic height and weight since I don’t believe I listed that anywhere!! 5’5’’ (165cm), 99lbs (44.9kg)! obviously not a. great ratio overall, but also a reference to will wood on my part.

L + skill issue !

hey girl! yeah you! i’m fourth wall breaking again. hurry your ass up! use your damn brain so i don’t have to already.

the lion does not concern himself with his poor sleeping schedule and increasing brain fog.

stay in the box NOOO stay in the box NOOOOOO!!!! GET OUT OF MY SKIN!!!!!!!!!!

☀️: every few days after revamping this account I keep glancing over at my au Kieran and considering bringing him back just to beef with scarvio portags,,,,

hmm ~ ( ✨ ) i’m aware . i won’t vanish like that again though , don’t worry .

☀️: I regret doing a run with a cress mindset for jokes or at the very least I regret letting the fucker pick up a wimpod

📌 → post HGSS based → mun is an adult → more info at carrd weaklingsdni.carrd.co

funny is an interesting choice of word — but i should hope so !

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☀️: quick question. would you guys want me to add a bit more muse info to my pinned because the only reason it’s so short is due to me not knowing what info would be wanted there >> if so, just tell me something you’d want there and/or what you’d prefer under a headcanon post!