WBBIII

I know this is gonna ruffle a lot of feathers, but having an abortion when you're not ready for children is one of the most responsible, least cruel choices you can make.

You wanna come to my wedding? All you need to do is book a flight, use a week of PTO, buy new outfits, get a hotel room, donate to the registry, and contribute to the honeymoon fund. Let me know thanks!

Sitting on a beach is one of the more overrated life experiences

The concept of a mocktail being the same price as an alcoholic drink is one of the stupidest things to ever exist...

I cannot believe is Sunday afternoon in may and I’m not watching Nuggets playoff basketball.

Let’s unify to stop the normalization of baseball players wearing colors that don’t match the uniforms. This is just a brutal look.

Trader Joe’s is a snack shop cosplaying as a grocery store

Maturing is realizing Starbucks coffee is actually terrible.

Bowling is funny because I do it once every 2 years while I’m shitfaced and I still roll a few strikes. I shouldn’t be able to do the best move in your sport accidentally.

Religion is Bronze Age mythology that somehow still has billions of followers in 2026. It’s stupidly embarrassing at this point.

Watching the Nuggets waste yet another season in the Jokic era

You owe it money.

Seth Rogen explains why he doesn’t want children, saying it seems like a dark, stressful life with small moments of joy, adding how much he enjoys life without them 👀🤔 “You don’t need kids.” “The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”

Can’t unsee it now

Nuggets in 7.

If we go on vacation, my first rule is WE WILL NOT BE EATING AT RESTAURANTS THAT WE HAVE IN OUR CITY.

IPAs are disgusting. I can't believe people pretended they were good 10 years ago. Thank god that phase of American beer culture is dead.

I don’t wake up and decide if I’m going to the gym. I just go. Most people treat it like a decision. That’s why it feels hard.

Anyone that voted for Trump should be branded so we can shun them from society once this is over