Whitney Kesner

@eentertainment #bible

Describe #KUWTK without saying Kardashians, family, show or sisters.

My husband to our dog “Maxxis slow down eating your food, you’re acting like an animal” 🤷🏻‍♀️😅

Hans Zimmer's score for THE HOLIDAY is underrated!

Nothing compares to hospital ice.

@nurse_mckenzie 🤍🤍 love you, Katie. Thinking about you and your family.

Ya know what fucking sucks? My mom, who is a nurse that just goes to work and comes home, has covid. She's been messaging me about if she gets sent to ICU. she literally just messaged me "if I go on a vent, I won't come off". And people still aren't taking this seriously.

Being pregnant during a pandemic is not for the weak. Being pregnant in general is hard, but adding a global pandemic... dang.

I just applauded the sweet lady who handed me my cookie dough blizzard at @DairyQueen. Thank you for making this pregnant woman’s dream come true.

Dear @IKEAUSA , I got an email 10/3 saying my order was being “picked”. It is now 10/14 - 11 days later. Just curious, how long does it take for something to be “picked” and then mailed to the customer? 😅

@emilym_allen I think this everyday. Lol

@nurse_mckenzie Pls do labor and delivery again. At least for the next few months. 😜

I would literally pick up PRN in labor and delivery just to work with ONE doctor. Like she's my absolute favorite.

Pregnancy jeans are the absolute worst. 10/10 do not recommend ANY of the 10 pairs I have ordered. Especially if you have any sort of 🍑🍑

@cebaxter Still have confidence issues after playing intramural softball for epsilon. Lol

Buuuuut papa Kesner is swoopin in to save the day by taking a trip to college park Maryland to snag the illusive dresser. 🙌🏻 my hero since day one!

Let me just say - trying to find nursery furniture that I like that is IN stock somewhere right now is like trying to find big foot. I get a little glimpse and then POOF gone. 😭

The magical Stuðlagil Canyon in Iceland looks like another planet. via h0rdur/ig buff.ly/2LOxD7k

Getting pedicures with my gram - she picked out a color called “getting nadi on my honeymoon”. 😅

I just really want a glass of wine, but alas - #pregnacy