B!NGB0NG

Cant cry about having too much on my plate when my goal was to eat

She asked me if I’m a virgin, told her nah I’m a Scorpio

Aren’t bathtubs just human bird baths?

While we’re on that topic, give me a full plate and anotha one after #followup

If you didn’t bite off more than you could chew…were you really hungry in the first place #foodforthought

You gotta fight like you’re the 3rd monkey going onto Noah’s ark….and brother it’s starting to rain #fightorflight

Aren’t bridges just brave roads