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Y sleep?

@Melikthetwin hahahahahahaha wow! Lmao!!

@Byson91 hahahahahaha nigga stop abusing drugs! Who the fuck iz Nkuli?

@Byson91 fret boi 2 the core...

Lionel Messi needs 1 more goal to equal German great Gerd Mueller's record of 85 goals in a calendar year. #SSFootball

@Ganicfunde braaaaa!!! Shit was disturbing....

@Byson91 @mtati_thembi @LazZ_lo. I finish on da 28th

Dear Liverpool, We made a mistake with that Suarez offside. Please collect your goal from Man Utd. Sincerely The refs

I know I'm not perfect, but I am forgiven by God who is.

There's a story behind every person. Think before you judge, because their life may not be as easy as it seems.

It's not what happens to you that determines how far you will go in life, it is how you handle what happens to you.

@SeseTetiwe lol! Ndisakwazi na? 2nd wife doin all da cooking bt 4 my precious will whip smthing special dnt u worry

@SeseTetiwe oh my precious, lets jst hope u wnt b 2 busy wen ur ths side

@SeseTetiwe too crazy shmiggle!

Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

Faith does not mean trusting God to stop the storm, but trusting him to strengthen us as we walk through the storm.

"If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere." - Frank Howard Clark

Breaking a mirror Is seven years of bad luck. Breaking a condom is 18 years of bad luck.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

"guys be quiet I'm calling my mom!" person in background: "PASS THE WEED!"