Jim Jeffries

@DrPamGosal @ScotTories Get who working? Our unemployment rate is way under the UK average (close to historic lows)... Retirees?, the sick or infirm? Care support?

Taxes are too high under 19 years of the SNP. The @scottories would bring down income tax for hardworking families under our plan to get Scotland working. #bbcdn

@MustBeMam @alexmassie Dude talked over people then got upset when people did it to him, then talked over people some more only to complain about how much people were talking over each other.. him and Swinney's lack of communicating anything of substance put them two at the bottom for me.

@alexmassie Absolutely not. Sarwar won and spoke the most sense. Straightforward, just what Scottish folk like.

In debating terms, Ross Greer won that leader's debate and Anas Sarwar came second. Findlay and Cole-Hamilton mid-table; Swinney and Offord bringing up the rear.

@canukgord @markiisimartti @aocontora @sportswaatcher The slow motion is fucking with you. Dude puts it down as early as is possible, just doesn't feel that way because of the slow motion. youtu.be/F6db58ZeiGM?t=… It's one fluid motion.

@markiisimartti @aocontora @sportswaatcher It's easier watching a replay...the game moves so fast, but it does look to me like he definitely gained an advantage....closing his hand (glove) over the puck, taking two strides and then putting it down to go in and shoot.

I'm sorry you're allowed to catch passes in ice hockey?

@TeamYouTube Step 1 is "Open the YouTube mobile app." Which I have mentioned I cannot do.

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@TeamYouTube YouTube app on android hangs on the splash screen. Tried clear cache and data and power cycling phone, tried uninstall and power cycle.

@meeksfilm if you hit me at 40mph there's an 80% chance I'll die, if you hit me at 30mph there's an 80% chance I'll live. youtube.com/watch?v=HeUX6L…

before people start discoursing, she literally went 38 in a 30 😭😭 the uk strict AF!!

@Sarahjdublin I've heard older irish people use darn (scottish myself, got a fuck tonne of family all over ireland though). As in "pass the darn remote would ye". It's the fucking chatgpt - that makes this post sus as fuck.

Have you ever heard an Irish teenager use the word ‘darn’ 👀

@shiensmh And aint one of them likely to complain about solid snake's cake. dgi.

while looking for a mod i stumbled upon an "anti-woke bg3 modlist" and all one of them does is just make astarion's ass flatter

@EmmaTolkin There are only two skulls, get over it.

*pink & blue smoke wafts from the Vatican* They’re transvestigating the pope

@polarbear1066 @johnnystorm0 @iamharaldur From the root tweet. > The person, a woman, at birth and by identity, showed an ID but the security guard wasn't convinced and the woman was removed from the building. Showing ID isn't enough, how does a woman prove she's a woman if ID isn't enough?

@johnnystorm0 @iamharaldur Firstly it’s not dehumanising to show ID; it’s far worse for a woman to share a space for a male given 98% of rapists are male. Secondly; stop deflecting - you must recognise adult females have a rigtt by to single sex space right?

@dnwiebe @zdehassek @ubuntu isn't sudo too important to bug test on users?

@zdehassek @ubuntu At a guess, it's a utility that's fairly simple but not trivial, so it's perfect to try out the new Rust dev infrastructure, and if it turns into a disaster there's always the original as a backup. It's commonly-used enough that any bugs will probably show up immediately.

𝘀𝘂𝗱𝗼 is getting a makeover, based on Rust. 🦀 We’re excited to announce that Ubuntu will be the first major Linux distribution to adopt 𝘀𝘂𝗱𝗼-𝗿𝘀 as the default implementation of 𝘀𝘂𝗱𝗼, in partnership with the Trifecta Tech Foundation. Jon Seager, VP Engineering at Canonical, shares the full details here: discourse.ubuntu.com/t/adopting-sud… #Ubuntu #RustLang

@fourfivesix66 You're right. GTA games have always played into stereotypes. I've always seen it as social commentary though. Like the infamous cops treat you worse if you're black mechanic.

@NomMacdonald @geekfleekk @Davidbu33 @itsOmak_ Iron man was much less of a nobody than cap. He also had an 80s/90s cartoon (cant remember when it first aired but it aired in the 90s for sure) like batman and spiderman. But I agree he wouldn't be on the rushmore.

Mfs will pull the most insane sneaks just so they don't put Wonder Woman in the 4th spot of the Mount Rushmore of Superheroes debate

@kirawontmiss I guess it's the era you grew up in? I'm down with samurai jack, but no PPG or Dexter is odd imo.

Complex released their Cartoon Network mount rushmore👀 - Finn the Human - Numbuh 1 (Nigel Uno) - Samurai Jack - Courage the Cowardly Dog

@r_vasey @FoxArmer @j0ker937 Didn't listen far enough (playing before checking it was even in tune was enough for me to click away), but you can hear something like this by paying attention to open notes, or you can see it by paying attention to how they shape chords.

@FoxArmer @j0ker937 How can you hear that?

When you put your old guitar on Craigslist for free & your ring camera sends you this...

@kirawontmiss in power or watchability? Cause he peaked in the first one for the latter.

This is when Thor peaked

@MyTimeToShineH As a massive spiderman fan, what they may not have shown very well, but was the intention, was that cap used his much more developed experience in the fight. Here, spiderman is a rookie in super vs super fights.

I'm sorry, but it makes no sense for Captain America to defeat Spider-Man.

@Nighttrekker3 @Mininic1 @firearmvideos I look forward to your timed 12 mile march video bro

I was in the infantry in the Marine Corps. When not in garrison, we did 15-mile humps a day, and then again and again and again, sometimes more, sometimes a bit less, and then after the humps (we call this humping, yes), we would do grueling fire team rushes. I also did 17 months in Iraq from 2003 to 2004. We patrolled often from dusk to morning, some of us carrying M249 SAWs with two drums of ammo (200 rounds of 5.56mm each drum), AT4 rocket launchers with an M16, 250 rounds for the rifle, and all kinds of other gear, and yet we would patrol all night… many miles, and then do it again the next day, and the next and the next. Also, I just did a 24-mile hike up to Munds Mountain near Sedona, AZ, last Friday. Half of that was entirely uphill. I'm 42, and this is fun for me, it wasn’t even that taxing. This girl can't even stand up after a puny 12-mile little hump. That is nowhere near combat-ready or capable. Not even close. This is a view from Munds Mountain, I just did it. 24 miles round trip. She can’t even do 12 miles mostly FLAT.

She completed a 12 mile march within 3 hours

@chesscom 'players'

accepting new name ideas for this piece:

@RhonnieF mfs out here wanting her to do her "I told you so" tour.

Out of curiosity, what exactly would you like her to do?