Zaphod Beelebrox

@AmericanAir I’m at PHX. The transportation people are amazing! Your gate agents are rude as heck. I get you cant control the weather, but you can have better customer service.

@jeffwardshow C-Boy's Heart & Soul g.co/kgs/BVeYxab This is a pretty famous bar. I work a lot of festivals and I get requests to go pretty often.

@EdClements590 you know you like sexy moms

@JimmyGa94909721 @KXAN_News Exactly! Donald trump is out, what is happening to our country.

@KXAN_News This is ridiculous! They let all of the real criminals loose.

While he was found guilty of murder, the jury found he was not guilty of the aggravated assault charge. trib.al/dK8T61M

Still miss Paul walker #f9 #slyfoxatxcontest

@TeamYouTube what happened to @YouTubeTV on my 3 @Roku boxes?

Yummy #sxswisconsin thank you!!

.@Austin_Police if you have an accessible can but no accessible plates. Can you park in the parking spot?

@HustonStreet missing your drivers license? We have it

@HustonStreet missing your drivers license?

#SonyatSXSW Sxsw accessibility at work

Fuzzy hugs #evanyouritguy

Embracing #thesweatlife with @lululemon at #sxsw #waterbottle #3664

This is @sxsw #moocards

@austinenergy this can’t be good can it? Pretty sure this is a nest for a large bird (2 nests near each other)

I loved this movie #GlassMovie #glassatx

London Versus the US? #MortalEngines #mortalatx

.@Starbucks ran out of the reusable holiday cups they were giving away about an hour after opening. Poor me! Bought a drink anyway.