Carcass

@Wiac_Boaty Buddy we were predicted to finish 12th in the big ten and were a 3 seed in the national tournament. Take a step back, sip ur water, and rethink that tweet

I’m done being a Badger fan. I get my hopes up every year and we disappoint every year. We never live up to our expectations, we always look scared of the moment, and Gard looks rattled. I refuse to keep supporting this. I’m sad, mad, disappointed, and exhausted. #firegard

I swear my bracket is perfect this year

@StreamLate I fear god

@WIACCarcass Not once did I bring up gender, but here you are talking about penises and assholes. Enjoy your miserable, fearful life.

Iowa softball Interim Head Coach Brian Levin was let go following a meeting he called with the team on program culture. Levin said after a conversation surrounding team members kneeling for the national anthem, he told the group he was leaving. dailyiowan.com/2025/03/07/iow…

@StreamLate Intelligent enough to know my own gender!

@WIACCarcass Wouldn’t expect anything less than this response from a group of people as unintelligent as you

@StreamLate @TheDailyIowan You can relax buddy. Pro MAGA nowadays just means you haven’t cut off ur penis. Have fun licking a man’s chocolate starfish for the rest of ur life femboy.

@TheDailyIowan Deuces, MAGA coach.

@TheDailyIowan VOTZ BOMB

@jimmykimmel Is there anything she said that wasn’t true? @jimmykimmel

This skull full of scrambled eggs is regularly welcomed onboard a plane with the Republican nominee for President.

What makes me different from the other applicants? Well that’s a great question. Which other applicants are loyalty rewards members at the Lexus December to remember sales event.

I guess fighting for the American people includes letting millions of illegal aliens into our country. Still haven’t heard from Joe Biden in a while. Hope he’s getting his naps in. I CALL HER LAUGHING KAMALA

I pay $170 a year for HBO Max and I can’t even watch Hard Knocks right now?!?!? WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! KAMALA HAS SOME EXPLAIN TO DO

So the people that say “my body my choice” are also the same people that force their 5-year old son to get puberty blocking injections? Thanks Joe Biden.

So NFL ticket student discount was $119 last year and now it’s $199?!?!? Thanks Biden…haven’t heard from him in a while. He does know that he’s still president until January.

The wine at church this morning got me flirting with my priest

Just got drunk off diet cokes AGAIN

Sure our economy isn’t the greatest rn but can we talk about the unemployment rate of dogs? Whatever happened to WORKING breeds.

Everyone stay clear of this kid. Has been trying to plant his seed in every aspect of his life. This is why neutering out-of-control kids WILL be a policy when I’m in office. Thanks Joe Biden.

Pov: Xmas with your gf’s family: *pointing at the best looking tree in the lot* hey this one over here doesn’t look too bad! Her dad: No son, that one won’t work. It’s alright though, you have to have a knack for this sort of thing. Now go get me some hot chocolate while I look

Thought I’d sit down with my father today to watch the cubs game, maybe crack a cold one. Just to realize I have to be subscribed to Roku to watch. First it was Joey ChestNUT, now it’s America’s pastime being attacked. It’s personal now Joe Biden.

@PenisBreath6942 I’ll follow you into deep waters

Carcass here…looking to stink things up in the WIAC media world. Big advocate of @PenisBreath6942 and his philosophy. Stay tuned for in-depth interviews and reports for the WIAC’s brightest stars. More to come…#wiac