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#4 is the only option that matters.

This is the best “why I’m voting for Kamala Harris” pitch, ever.

Also Doctor: Thanks for your interest in becoming a patient. Unfortunately we have a 2 year wait list. Also Doctor: You’re a current patient and need to see us? How’s 5 minutes ago? Don’t be late! Also Doctor: I’m not here today - see this person with less training.

Doctor: Please arrive 15 minutes prior to your appointment. Also Doctor: *no sign of coming out and it’s 20 mins after my scheduled appointment time* Also Doctor when you are 3 mins late: “If you’re late again, no one will ever give you medical attention.”

congratulating myself for thinking Anne Hathaway is hot

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I’ll never get over the time I saw someone call Mumford and Sons “Imagine Wagons”

I kept on having to check the date to make sure it said 4/11/24 and not 4/1/24. air.bark.co

Happy Birthday.

Check this out: Congressman Gerry Connolly had the PERFECT response to Republican who submitted a bill to name Dulles airport after Donald. He said: “Donald Trump is facing 91 felony charges. If Republicans want to name something after him, I’d suggest they find a federal prison.” Sublime.

Feels more like five hundred.

Jersey Mike’s day of giving! Yummy

yo is it cool if my boy Fartass pulls up

In 2004, Aaron Rodgers was getting Heisman votes at Cal. He famously fell to the 24th pick in the 2005 draft. He sat behind Brett Favre for 3 years. 3 years after that, he won the Super Bowl. *wait for it* The next year, he won his 1st MVP. 2 years after that, he won his 2nd MVP. He went into a 5 year slump with several injuries He bounced back and won his 3rd MVP in 2020. The next year, he won his 4th MVP. *again, wait for it* He plays 1 more year in GB with a losing record. He gets traded to the Jets. 4 plays into his Jets career, he snaps his achilles & misses the whole year. Now in 2024, he could be RFK Jr's Vice Presidential nominee AND DURING THIS ENTIRE TIME, EVERY SINGLE YEAR, LEBRON JAMES AVERAGED AT LEAST 25+ PPG WITHOUT FAIL.

I just want to know why the two most popular ways of trying to take him down are: 1. Flying Liu Kang kick 2. Wedgie

Watching The Ring video on this so when the girl comes out she breaks her neck

We only rate dogs. This is a toupee that has come to life. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: korben_dallas2020)

OMG! Who is going to tell her?🤔🫢🤣😂

Eddie Murphy

my grandpa has officially weighed in on the taylor swift / travis kelce situation, and he has some concerns: