Wandering Knight ⚔️

@giantlizardpet I’m just sitting here in silence with my own thoughts

Listening to jerk off music: TOOL

I’ll always remember the day you lightened the mood

@catb0icarti Uh oh, phone has a smudge… 👀

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going to the comic book store to pick up Superman/Spider-man #1 to feel something

@catb0icarti I gotta add a 3rd workout?!

do this to become unrecognizable: - sleep 8+ hours - drink 2L of water a day - get sun daily - no sugar - read 30 min a day - workout 3x a day - blow your head smoove off - meditate for 10 min daily

@giantlizardpet Did you look at Leon?

Experiencing an excruciating heart attack

Daily affirmation: I’m not a chud loser with no rizz I’m merely Heavenly Restricted

@nikukaiQ HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎈🎂🎉

トシをとりました

@giantlizardpet Literally the plot of the new Spider-man movie

Just because I'm depressed doesn't mean I don't crave pussy

Going to the gym is great because a random guy will come up to you and give you a nickname like TRICEPatops

@catb0icarti How’s Rocky? Lovable and endearing?

the Project Hail Mary experience is going “Woah” every 30 seconds

@giantlizardpet I think you spoke too soon…oh wait

Nobody cares about me today

He acts like he has main character energy but picks Luigi when playing Mario Kart

Enjoying my post workout meal

Characters having funny ringtones is a lost form of comedy I fear we will never get back

Got my tickets

@catb0icarti Be the change you want to see in the world

lots of controversial discourse going around lately (goth girls, anal) someone should post feet or even armpit to lighten the mood during these dark times.

THE MUMMY RETURNS IS BACK IN THEATERS

@giantlizardpet Order door dash everyday, your princess will come eventually

I’m a sensitive young man averse to lights, noises, and crowds, what should I do to get a girlfriend?

Laundromats don't even try. They're just naturally liminal spaces.