
thalia jones.
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thalia jones.
@WRESTLECHEF
spitfire. wrestler. chef. the baby of the jones bunch. owner of thalia’s kitchen. cowgirls don’t cry. 🐻💖 / efed account.







You’re so quirky, you’re sooooo not like other girls! Wow you’re so edgy, I’m actually shaking in my sparkly lil boots. God, what have I done to deserve being put in front of a monster this savage?! Please, have mercy on little old me!!! 😭😭😭 Grow the hell up.

Thalia is just full of spirit, it's what made us want to sign her!

Using a woman as strong as Barbie is as an insult in 2024. Just when I thought you couldn’t get any more pathetic. You really are like everyone else I’ve faced. I can’t even say that if anyone else were holding this title, you’d have a chance. Congratulations, you’re doomed. 🤒


And I hope you enjoy being an annoying, insignificant little twerp who will never amount to anything special. You’ll have PLENTY of time to learn to love the feeling of inadequacy. 🥰


You won’t be getting your grubby little mits on anything. I’ll squash you like I’ve squashed everybody who’s been stupid enough to step up to me. Despite popular belief, I earned my spot at the top and I’m not giving it up any time soon.

If I’m contractually obligated to bless you people with my presence, I might as well use it to remind you all that no matter what you do, you’ll never be like me, you’ll never be on my level, ONE cute little win isn’t going to change that.

We're on the road to Dreamdom! Who finally snuffed the other out when MYOJIN faced Silas Romero? What will happen when Becca Black demands a deceleration? Thalia Jones debuts in ring! See it all in JurraSkye Park docs.google.com/document/d/1XC…


A slightly late taping for the CCW 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝘾𝙪𝙥: 𝙍𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙊𝙣𝙚 is live at the following link! The Couples Championships are on the line, ham is eaten, Virtues are tested, Ethan Giles begins a war with Mop and much much more!!!! docs.google.com/document/d/14f…
