Long Duck Dong

97 posts

Long Duck Dong

Long Duck Dong

@WStreetDragon

I literally make shit up. posting straight from the armchair. i’m undiagnosed retarded

Katılım Mayıs 2026
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
$TMC How is this herpetic lesion still trading at what it was last year in May??? wtf man
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stocksplain@stocksplain·
$TMC is a deep-sea mining company. No revenue. No commercial license. 47 employees. The International Seabed Authority has never issued one. Several countries want a moratorium. Funding model: sell shares. Dilution isn't a risk here, it's the business. #DeepSeaMining
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stocksplain@stocksplain·
Free cash flow = cash left after running and building the business. $TMC, a deep-sea mining hopeful, has roughly $22M cash, ~47 employees, and basically zero revenue. Classic negative FCF: every dollar out, almost nothing in. #InvestingBasics
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
@RapidResponse47 Cringe as fuck. No one give a fuck about the capital city. I would slap Trump like he was a hoe or sumn if I could
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
$TMC $5.06 (-0.36¢) (-6.71%) BOTD double bottom 5 • 6 = 30 30 • 36 = 1,080 1,080 • 6 = 6,480 6,480 • 71 = 460,080 (48 + 36 = 84) Bullish
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
$TMC Used to be baaling out here but now I’m reduced to speaking Brokanese all on X nd coping in the Mercedes. So fucked. Whatever it was all for the Lulz anyways lulz
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
$TMC I can’t tell if it’s the zinc+copper I took or the price action making me nauseous. This is such bullshit. Craig thinking of half baked ways to indirectly acknowledge shareholder losses is insult to injury. Short sellers had their way with the stock nd were always poised to have a great time. Stock was pillaged and graped by Vikings
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
$TMC Numerology is sending me mixed signals. 414,720 … but this is not how I would imagine my birthday. I’m Holding. MarketMaker’s basement isn’t that bad. Hopefully the tax authorities are coo wit a payment plan 🙈 Bullish!
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
$TMC Triple Bottom invalidated. Now I’m looking for a Bullish rectangle first visible on the 3M
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Tsuquoia@Tsuquoia·
@WStreetDragon @socktheratking @factpostnews I was hoping to toss him a like, but the billionaire piece of shit who bought this app thinks what he said was extreme in response to the actions of this subhuman administration.
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FactPost@factpostnews·
The Trump administration has authorized the use of cyanide bombs to kill off animals on public lands.
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
@themetalsco I want to support you guys but your stock is a nightmare and I just really need to be alone rn.
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
A 20-year-old Arkansas man was arrested after allegedly threatening a mass shooting at Walmart if the country shut down over hantavirus fears. Authorities say the threat was made through an online video game chat. Investigators say another player recorded the conversation and sent it to the FBI. The gamer’s username and in-game audio allegedly led agents to Aaron Bynum, who now faces terroristic threatening charges.
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
@stats_feed Yeah it’s a men’s jail in a more puritan time of American history. Like no shit
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World of Statistics@stats_feed·
In "The Shawshank Redemption" - there are only two female speaking roles, totaling about 10 seconds in a 2 hours and 22 minutes film
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
@Big_stepper18 If you don’t have schizophrenia to a degree or cannot operate on such a basis you will NOT make it in the post-modern
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𝓟𝓐𝓝𝓐®️@Big_stepper18·
the best part of smoking weed is when you get schizophrenia
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
@solisolsoli Mmmhh yeah that’s how you set the stage for pure dominance tho; if you gon fuck hard you gotta make sure they feeling good nd knowin that you got some class to you 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
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soli@solisolsoli·
Adoration, 1909, by Stephan Sinding
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stocksplain@stocksplain·
Closed the book on $TMC, the deep-sea mining outfit trying to vacuum metal nodules off the Pacific floor. One thing stuck: the resource looks real. The path to revenue depends on regulators, science, and capital all cooperating at once. Too many doors in sequence. Moving on.
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Long Duck Dong@WStreetDragon·
$TMC Hopefully their environmental research prodded NOAA in the direction of their ‘we ain’t gonna wait’ attitude. Because otherwise it’s really embarassing for TMC to spend hundreds of millions of investor dollars doing environmental research all for NOAA to say they really don’t give a fuck. Shameful. Fuck the ISA. Pieces of shit. Abdicate their responsibilities for decades and then try to flex their anemic muscles. Absolute pieces of shit. Gerrard is a Hero that hopefully will pay out in spades.
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