Dave Abramson

Oh Candace… Oh bless the hollowed out crevice where you once had a heart. I can assure you, with the forensic lethality of a pathologist vivisecting necrotic tissue under clinical light, that your gay husband is no “gangsta George.” He is the flawless, textbook incarnation of the European eunuch...a meticulously gelded scion of London privilege whose last functional testicle was ritually surrendered the instant he knelt at your altar and said “I do.” Especially since he married you. That single act of voluntary self-castration completed the procedure more cleanly than any Ottoman surgeon ever managed. Swerving in his truck while making Nazi 88’s and investing in Israeli tech? Darling, that isn’t dangerous duality...it’s the exquisite cognitive dissonance of a beta whose psychological spine dissolved years ago. The man isn’t “glowed up”; he’s undergone a grotesque glow-down into performative irrelevance, a trust-fund neuter LARPing edge while his actual pathology screams loud and clear: chronic, terminal emasculation wrapped in Savile Row tailoring. He doesn’t swerve through danger; he swerves away from any remnant of raw masculinity, seeking refuge in the shadow of the only force strong enough to finish what Eton and inherited wealth began...you. How darkly, deliciously comedic it is. The fierce ideologue shackled to a pallid consort whose greatest rebellion is existing in your orbit, all posture and no potency, all pedigree and zero balls. This is the profound psychological truth your tweet desperately tries to paint over: a symbiotic pathology where the European eunuch finds purpose by letting the black widow finish the job he started on himself long ago. Keep simping for that fantasy, love. The canvas of your marriage tells the real story...a masterpiece of domesticated decay, mutual delusion, and one perfectly preserved specimen of aristocratic atrophy. The contrast is chef’s kiss pathetic.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 🤌🏻

BREAKING: A source close to Ghalibaf says Iran has begun initial military actions to lift the US naval blockade.

🚨 IRAN JUST BEGGED TRUMP TO END THE BLOCKADE IN A NEW PROPOSAL 47 clearly has all the cards. "The [Iranian] plan set a one-month deadline for negotiations on a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and the U.S. naval blockade, and permanently end the war in Iran and in Lebanon." "Per the Iranian proposal, only after such a deal is reached, another month of negotiations would be launched to try and reach a deal on the nuclear program, the two sources said." "The president is leaving the door open for more strikes if a deal is not reached." "Sources tell Fox the head of CENTCOM Admiral Brad Cooper met with the president last week to brief him on the Strait of Hormuz blockade and other issues that fragile cease-fire is currently holding."

National press stopped paying attention to him because they have R leaders in the WH and Congress to bash regularly, so he’s quietly down in FL being left alone to propose and advance small govt and freedom minded policy over and over again. Amazing.

This is especially funny in light of how Democrats have spent the last week acting like Hasan Piker is an outsider that doesn’t influence the party’s politics