WestWirral SnakeHips

Regret to inform that there will be no #DerGoldeneVolf tournament in 2018 as Rob's back still hasn't recovered from lugging the stand home last year.

@alanweston Alan, mate! Good article but I've got to protest at no. 14. I lived on the glorious Leisure Peninsula for 28 years and everyone referred to it as "The Wirral". I would never say "I'm from Wirral". Epitome of wrong. Anyway, other than that, bang on. Welsh TV all the way.

‘Can’t you only get Welsh TV over there?’ 🤦‍♂️ liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool…

The cast of Motherland catching up on highlights

Johnson nimbly sidesteps Liverpool and selects the Wirral as “neutral ground” on which to meet the Taoiseach. Y’know, the Wirral: where William III set sail with 10,000 soldiers for the Battle of the Boyne...

@domherdanoise We’ll knock down a couple of headers in the first 10 seconds as per usual. Game over, suckaz.

@Volfsball If so, maybe the scoring should change (2 points for a kick, 3 for a vb, 5 for a doppel) otherwise matches probably won’t last a minute

Potential big change in Volfsball rules. Abandoning the three 3 minute thirds and adopting a first to seven points system. Let me know your thoughts.

The brexit donkeys sink beneath the Wirral’s slate grey waves, their Corsa soon to be consumed by the hungry blank sands of New Brighton.

A belated congratulations to @theSupermoons for their world cup victory. We would have tweeted sooner but we forgot our password.

@Churra Seems legit to me.

@WWSnakeHips Ronaldo is Portoguese and 33yo. This is Pedro Sánchez, the new Spanish Prime minister (46 yo).

@Churra Is that... Ronaldo’s dad?

@ingridoliver100 Nope, the correct answer is Spain. Have you seen their new Prime Minister? 😏

@ingridoliver100 Come to Switzerland. We’ve got shitloads of nuclear bunkers. And fondue.

@VolfsballGossip The Stanier gene pool is bigger than the Atlantic

Transfers so far!

@VolfsballGossip @BCHVolfsball Think of how many Blocktopi we can buy with *that* windfall!

Rumour: @BCHVolfsball eye £80m move for West Wirral Snakehips @BaubleRob.

@weebleny @MarekLarwood If Magic Johnson was from the Isle of Wight

@WWSnakeHips Wow, look at that behind the back pass by Commissioner @MarekLarwood !

Thanks all for a great day of volf! Even managed to distract a paparazzo from the royal newlyweds.

The Happy Friends lose their captain to a heart attack, leading to another victory for the eventual Speed Cup champs, the Panthers

@Volfsball Can’t wait to see the footage captured by this brave go pro

Filming bbc ideas thing today.

The SnakeHips eat other @volfsball teams for breakfast

@Volfsball A depleted Snakehips will be there. Andy on hols, Hannah injured — it’ll just be Rob wearing three yellow t-shirts.

Volfsball 2pm on Sunday. All welcome. Speed Volfsball Cup - first to 11 wins.

#hignfy ripping our local ‘Spoons. A dark day for West Wirral. A dark day for humanity.

@marshallini Ha! Only thing missing is the wolf scoffing the pitch markings.