Toni

Walked in on my mam and best friend having a conversation about how I've made the best decision career wise and 🥹🥹

Just my luck that innit, allowed myself to think about feeling feels for someone and they fuck off the face of the planet 😂

Oh dear what have I stumbled into now 😳

I feel like a total whore but I've not done anything other than exist recently someone send helpb

Then tonight this guy asked me on over text and I was like pfft ask me in person so I know you mean it and he was like "Oh I will"

Blocked someone on Whatsapp so he added me on Snapchat and carried on like nothing happened.?

This not dating thing is wild

"You're safe with me darling promise"

The universe is screaming Ginger and 1990 at me and idk what to do with this information

Baffled

Why. Are. They. ALL. GINGER???

So not dating is somehow bringing me more drama than dating like pls send me someone not clinically unwell ta

Very cutesy, very respectful, very demure x

My dad "stop on all these dating sites and just get yourself some toys" first of all, I was on FB dating for two weeks in February and it scarred me for life... Second of all, I got the toys tyvm 😂

Brb, gonna go see if that cute girl who works in toolstation is both single and a bit gay xoxo

Men. Are. Baffling.

Dude really said "you're mine now" then ghosted out of the blue the next day, I think I have a new talent lmao

Finally becoming the main character in my own life and it's hilarious 😂

He really said I'm gonna disrespect you in the most respectful way 😂

Brother errrgghhhhh