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@_noahclark Lol love it bowser bowsin doin sowgin

Howsin bowswin bowser!!🎉🎂 bows snowsin comin to sowgin!!🎂 @WachobLuke

It really can’t be said enough what a badass Babe Ruth was. “Hey, who’s the drunk fat guy with all the fish?” “That’s the greatest fucking baseball player who ever lived.”

If Disturbia isn’t your favorite song please fuck off

I am so incredibly fucked over right now

Merica.

This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle. Legendary!

If there’s a number on the clock japes gettin drunk

Drops of Jupiter is one of the best songs of all time and if you disagree your opinion means nothing

This will never not be funny

Joe Biden just fell 3 times in a row trying to go up the stairs to Air Force One

Menace to society 😭

Bruh yall gram mfs is definitely a different breed. CHICK SPENT ALL HA TIGER BUCKS JUST TO FUCK THIS NIGGA SHIT UP!!!!

“Shawn Gretzky on that motherf--kin’ ice” Marshawn Lynch is retiring from hockey after one day 💀 @brgridiron *NSFW* (via @Dreamer_Aliu78) twitter.com/BleacherReport…

The greatest coach of all time. Merica.

How the fuck did the dog get a hold of a machete

I’ll never see bows again