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@WadeWilsonDP
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Blind Alโs Apartment Katฤฑlฤฑm Ocak 2022
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MURDEROUS
MOMMA'S BOY
twitter.com/i/events/15592โฆ
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Yโknow, Iโm something of an insane and awful myself
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๐๐ด๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ .@goblinnomore
He's not going to like you he's insane and only likes me. And he only likes me when I'm awful.
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You mean Iโll be the father who stepped up :)
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๐๐ด๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ .@goblinnomore
Not exactly. You'd be my son's stepfather though.
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And that's the way it goes.
Boy slips up. Somebody ๐๐๐๐จ.
Boy wonders if he'll ever find his ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ again.
๐๐ค๐ช ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ง๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐ค๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ค๐ง๐ฎ.
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Hello my soon to be husband-in-law! (Thatโs how it works right?)
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๐๐ด๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ .@goblinnomore
Hello again.
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I only really break the fourth wall whenever itโs convenient for a joke btw
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Yeahโฆ I am a tool.
Iโve been called a tool my whole life!
My own mother used to call me that.
And you know what?
Iโm not ashamed of it.
Iโm a tool and Iโm proud of it!
IโM A TOOL AND IโM PROUD!
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๐๐ด๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ .@goblinnomore
You should look for someone you like beyond being a tool. We felt that way about eachother when dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
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Will do!
I always keep it on except for when Iโm eating or when Iโm with my roommate slash prisoner Blind Al.
Sheโs blind so she canโt see me anywayโฆ I guess that kinda makes me like John Cena if you think about it.
Emily@emilyosborns
Keep the mask on.
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When Iโm a billionaire Iโm getting this painting on canvas and hanging it above the fireplace in my manor
Images That Make You Feel Pain@ManMilk2
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I need moneyโฆ
Anyone looking to hire a merc?
What about YOU?!๐ซต
Surely thereโs something you need doing that you can spare some cash for!
Iโll do anything! Iโll kill your boss, break up with your partner for you, pretend to be you and call your grandma so you donโt have toโฆ
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I think they should pass a law making it mandatory for all phones to have this installed
The World R๐
ฐ๏ธnking@worldranking_
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Oh absolutely I can!
Take some jobs here, rob and/or kill some people there, itโll be easier than taking the football from Charlie Brown!
Emily@emilyosborns
Can you get it?
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Why are you posting photos from my birthday?!?!
No Context Tobey Maguire@OocTobeyM
"Youโre too old for birthday parties" Me:
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โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ๐๐ง ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ง,
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐จ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ง,
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ๐ฐ๐ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ!
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