Pontius Wade

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Pontius Wade

@Wadethesecond

Nerd. CPA. Been in this simulation for 33 years.

Chi Katılım Temmuz 2022

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⬇️⬇️👇👇💯💯

Shannon Watts@shannonrwatts

Can we talk about how friendly Chicagoans are? Such a different vibe from the west and east coasts.

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·17h

Drizzly dreary day. Having a good face day. Manscaped and feeling huge. And no one to **** *** **** *** **

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·17h

Been getting better at this. It takes a while to rewire your brain to not eviscerate yourself over prioritizing empathy towards yourself.

Nyla ❤️‍🔥@Nylasback

Normalize just sayin no without feeling like you owe anyone an explanation

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·17h

The asbestos 12s look fire

coco@groldrush

NIKE really came through 🔥🔥🔥

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·17h

How does this effect the trade for the weapons guy

Complex@Complex

Brittney Griner Files for Divorce From Wife Cherelle, Calls Relationship 'Irretrievably Broken' Details: complex.com/sports/a/will-…

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·18h

Done with work who wanna play

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Orwell Day@OrwellDay

Jars cannabis dispensary responded to the Flock camera put up in their parking lot in Michigan 💪

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·21h

Vaxxed?

Amrican Ammy🇺🇸@Nemiaishere

Sophie Cunningham is killed in her look OMG damm 🔥

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·1d

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Hangover horny is just an entirely different animal.

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·1d

Us?

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·1d

@z_oepeaches Please don’t call my bluff publicly

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esophagus elevator@z_oepeaches·1d

@Wadethesecond you’ll ask for it

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esophagus elevator@z_oepeaches·1d

this was twenty three dollars.

eso@snack_butt_

any calorie is a good calorie, right?

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@z_oepeaches

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esophagus elevator@z_oepeaches·1d

@Wadethesecond haunt ur dreams😋

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·1d

@z_oepeaches Very scary

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esophagus elevator@z_oepeaches·1d

@Wadethesecond thats how aggressive I’d be if I were a dog

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·1d

@z_oepeaches Love Samoyeds

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esophagus elevator@z_oepeaches·1d

@Wadethesecond

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@z_oepeaches

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@Wadethesecond

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@z_oepeaches It’s free if you have Crohns disease like me (flatulence joke)

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esophagus elevator@z_oepeaches·1d

@Wadethesecond gas is $4.49

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@KeepUpWith_Caro

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b e a s t y ♡ﾟ@KeepUpWith_Caro·1d

okay, I’m officially ready to date 👀

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·1d

@z_oepeaches Sounds like $23 was a steal honestly

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·1d

@z_oepeaches Yeah it’s triple lemon

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·1d

(We probably shouldn’t boil them alive I’ll concede that)

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Pontius Wade@Wadethesecond·1d

Ok well thank you for the brand new first date idea

PETA@peta

We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔

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