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Pontius Wade
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Pontius Wade
@Wadethesecond
Nerd. CPA. Been in this simulation for 33 years.
Chi Katılım Temmuz 2022
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@daisydoinks I got to get my bearings straight I did not realize today is Easter
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@danielleRoyalKC You remember when Clint Barmes fell down his stairs carrying groceries and missed the season
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@Wadethesecond I hurt my foot going up the stairs somehow who knows
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Cal Raleigh is on the IL? Aww man
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You want to know how washed I am? I took my dog to get an allergy shot today. I’m in late stage suburbanite already.
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Starting a new series: Marinating and Serenading. I make you a delicious marinated steak while serenading you with the finest red wine and non-sensical one-liners.
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Betting optimally and losing your money >>> betting non optimally and pocketing over $9,000. Apparently.
Joe Dellera@JoeDellera
Somehow just telling on yourself more but okay People should try to bet optimally every time - just because you win a bet doesn’t make it a good bet and if you can’t understand that then that’s on you
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Love Sophie but this is the same exact arm positioning and face I make when I’m trying to push one through the constipation
Bang Tidy Celebs@BangTidyHQ
Sophie Cunningham in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2026
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My fatass thought they came out with a new flavor of Nerds Gummy Clusters
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
The end of HIV infections may be closer than we think. Scientists cut HIV out of immune cells using CRISPR. And the cells stayed HIV-free even after re-exposure. A cure could finally be within reach. In a groundbreaking advance, scientists at Temple University have successfully used CRISPR/Cas9 gene editing to eliminate HIV-1 DNA from the genomes of human immune cells. Unlike existing treatments that suppress the virus, this method completely removes the genetic blueprint of HIV from infected T-cells.
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@KristenParlay23 I’ve had a cell phone in my pocket and a laptop on my lap since my balls dropped I highly doubt my swimmers work
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@KristenParlay23 Don’t frowny face me. You know we deal w the same pain
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@Wadethesecond Whatever not too flaccid to build an almost roster that suddenly could score at will in the late innings of a tie game 😔
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@faebeeee Even with condiments on it? Chicago style role play
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@Wadethesecond I do and I will unless we win
Don’t blame flaccid Getz on me 😂
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