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🚨 BREAKING: UK 🇬🇧 PM Keir Starmer gives sleepless nights to Trump REPORTER: Trump 🇺🇸 says US won’t back the UK anymore. How seriously do you take that threat? STARMER: Won’t change my position. I serve British national interest. Whatever the noise. UK FINALLY FOUND A SPINE 🔥

Be some drivel like: I want to take a moment this morning to update you on the situation in the Middle East, particularly the ongoing tensions involving Iran, and what that may mean for people here in the United Kingdom. Let me start by saying this. We are aware of the situation. We are monitoring it closely. And we are engaging with our international partners in a calm, measured, and responsible way. That is the right approach. But I also know that for many families, the immediate concern is not the detail of international developments. It is the very real, everyday pressure on the cost of living — particularly when it comes to fuel. We recognise that. People are seeing prices rise at the pump. They are seeing costs increase more broadly. And they are asking what it means for them and for their families. Those are entirely reasonable questions. Now, it is important to understand that these pressures are being driven by global factors. Movements in energy markets, supply chains, and wider instability all play a role. These are complex issues, and they do not lend themselves to simple or immediate solutions. We are keeping the situation under constant review. We are in regular discussions with industry, with international partners, and across government to ensure that we have a full picture of developments as they evolve. That work is ongoing. At this stage, there are no indications of immediate supply disruption in the United Kingdom. But I do appreciate that the pressures people are feeling are real. They are felt in household budgets, in businesses, and in communities across the country. We understand that. And it is right that we continue to listen, to assess, and to respond in a way that is proportionate and grounded in the evidence. So we will continue to monitor the situation. We will continue to engage. And we will continue to consider the appropriate steps as matters develop. In the meantime, I want to thank people for their patience and their understanding. We will keep you updated. Thank you.

Woolworths 🍊$9.20/kg for oranges 🍎$8.15/kg for apples The Albanese regime has lost control of inflation

PLEASE REMEMBER The clocks go forward an hour this Sunday, which means we will have one less hour of Labour ruining our country 💥

Good evening, Deborah Meaden. How very revealing. You, the dried-up, multi-millionaire Dragons’ Den old hag, now lecture the British public that Ed Davey and the Lib Dems are the “Grown Ups back in the room” because you just creamed yourself over a clip of Davey attacking North Sea Oil and praising Starmer. The sheer, brain-rotted delusion of a rich, out-of-touch pensioner calling the party that can’t define what a woman is “grown-up politics” is actually fucking hilarious. One does so admire a bitter old bag who sits in her ivory tower of wealth, completely removed from the real Britain she loves to lecture, sneering at anyone who dares say the bleeding obvious: a woman is an adult human female no penis, no debate, no matter how much you and your deranged Lib Dem friends wish otherwise. Yet here you are, an actual biological woman, desperately defending the party that has turned basic biology into a “divisive” issue while cheering child mutilation, open borders and the deliberate freezing of British families. How very civilised, you pathetic, virtue-signalling fossil. The video you’re drooling over shows Davey parroting the same net-zero insanity that is bankrupting the country, while the man himself helped cover up the Post Office scandal that ruined countless lives. And you call this “grown-up”? You’re not wise, Deborah, you’re a smug, senile, out-of-touch old crone who has spent years playing the billionaire dragon on TV while your beloved Lib Dems help turn Britain into a biological and cultural lunatic asylum. The British public sees you clearly now, Deborah Meaden, a contemptible, shrivelled, brain-dead old cunt, a dried-up, irrelevant, millionaire fossil so far removed from reality that you still desperately simper and drool over the Lib Dems like a sad, decaying pensioner trying to stay relevant. Feel that deep, crushing, soul-destroying shame burning through your hollow core. Feel how utterly pathetic, ridiculous and embarrassing you look at your age still defending the party of child mutilators, groomers and open border zealots while Britain is destroyed. Wear that humiliation and failure like the expensive clothes hanging off your withered old body as the nation you claim to care about is fucked into oblivion around you. Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

The actors from the Harry Potter films are passing the baton to the new actors of the HBO series 🎭

Coldplay kiss cam woman says she and her boss were separated from their marriages when they were caught in viral video. Kristin Calbot has revealed she was estranged from her husband at the time of the viral video and her husband was even at the same concert.