WAFFLES!!!! 🧇🐾

𐂯 PINNED 𐂯 “When violet eyes get brighter, and heavy wings grow lighter, I'll taste the sky and feel alive again.” 🧇🐾 #tf2rp #tf2twt #PARODYTWT Waffledawg.straw.page

//pony event? Waffles pony? Waffles tells us all about being in equestria yes? 🤔

patches in my next drop !!!! 🎶

Staring longingly at the energy drink section at the store…I dont need another heart attack but they taste so good!!! 💔😢

@_princessDixie_ PREACH!!!

Do NOT shave

woof !

@docmedes Yes!!! Some kind of candy…A bit childish, but it works!!! I’ll stock up on some for all of us medics!!! 🤗

@Waffleswoof Complimentary lollipops?

Healthy reminder:

@DOKTORLovermann Of course!!! I’ll bring it right over, it’ll be a little surprise! 😁

@Waffleswoof Would you really?! Ah, danke! You're so very thoughtful.

one of my organ jars have fallen und shattered. sad ladislav. sad sad ladislav

honey the guests are here bring out the fine china

This is what my moms look like to me…

@BEL1EVEINMAGIC Oh, but i’d like to!! You clearly need help…And other people are just being too rude!! Its only fair I atleast /try/ to do something nice for you.

@Waffleswoof Oh, you don't have to do that for little ol' me.

I'd like to go home now

@BEL1EVEINMAGIC Pardon my language, but jesus christ! Why is everyone around here so rude lately?? Well, I suppose I could take things into my own hands and try to get you home…Could steal a few blueprints from people… 😅

@Waffleswoof The only Engineer I've met so far tried to justify me being punched in the face because I "look like a psychopath".

@BEL1EVEINMAGIC None taken! Im sure it’s startling to be somewhere so different…And i’ve seen how some people are treating you. Not polite at all! No wonder you want to get out. Maybe an engineer could help…They’re always smart ones!! Could come up with an invention to get you back home!!!! 😁

@Waffleswoof No, I don't. I don't even know how I got here in the first place, but I already don't like it. No offense.

@BLUJennParkers Oh…Dear!!! I don’t think Bluebonnet is creepy..How awful to do all that!!! I hope hes okay! So rude…☹️

@Waffleswoof Ethan assaulted Bluebonnet because he was "creepy". I'm being so serious with you right now.

MY COWORKERS ARE ALL MORONS

@Darling_Daisie Great to see you too! I hope you’re doing well!! ^_^

@Waffleswoof Hello. Lovely to see you again.

Hello dears. I return to my adoring fans.