Esa / Shako💝

Shit I would too . Do you know how many grocery bags you'd need to feed 8 children and also their grandchildren? A lot. Bastion is making this into a single trip from the car to the house.

Thinking an the Gothenburg pve again and remembering that bastion pretty much had free reign of the town and workshop which leads me to believe that everyone there is kind of used to a bastion unit walking around. Torb definitely dragged him around to run errands.

My friend Ross said I wouldn't get fired for being named Esa but I would for being a bastion main

@fr3akyzela Or if there are fanfics it's like. Me and my adventures as a 12 year old. Or something.

@Wailingbell we don't get official content from his perspective and we also barely have any fanfics of him too it's so sad

Something I just so badly want is any sort of written media from bastions perspective. The closest we get is his email in the PVE and its very technobabble-y. it doesn't contain his actual thoughts and feelings.

@PuzzleHous3 Literally it's like buddy this dude is queer no matter which way you slice it

@Wailingbell If they don’t acknowledge he’s gay then he’s transmasc anyways 🥰

I love ppl on TikTok smoking copium about the bas / LW interaction where they're finally accepting that bastion is agender/originally used it/it's pronouns except for the sole reason that they're all insecure that he might be considered gay otherwise

@patridemis I just noticed him like spiddling up too I'm crying this is truly such a terrible spray

@Wailingbell EEEYUCK lose my number 👎

Legendary for you shop pull today

@KBoomX94 And also they're weird and gay about it ☝️

@Wailingbell Mythic bastion skin where he’s made of bio light plants

#overwatchfanart life54 stuff because it's way too hot outside rn :p

I promise I had more astute observations but I'm shy

LW's prosthetic is on the opposite side of Bas' so when they hold hands side by side it's extra gay

@patridemis LMFAOOOOOAOAOAO hey guys can we petition blizzard to make an emote of Torb burping and the slapping his belly I think everyone would like this a lot

@Wailingbell I THOUGHT U SAID EMOTE AT FIRST TBH AND I WAS LIKE. NO WAY.

@patridemis I almost posted the clip of me sending it to you and you immediately being like EWWWWWUGHHH

@Wailingbell Why wld u put this on my tl too 💔💔

@GVKavatarlvr Literally like can we have freaking SOMETHING. the second closet thing we get to this is playing as him in the PVE where we get to hear him live react to scripted cutscenes but fuckkkk

@Wailingbell “I’m really glad I’ve made new friends…”

ITS NOT GAY HES NOT FUCKING GAY HES NOT MY MAIN ISNT GAY JM NOT GAY IM NOT IM NOT IM NOT I DONT PLAY WOKE GAY CHARACTERS BASTION ISNT GAY HES NOT

what the hell are my agents talking about but its the More Accurate Version

i was thinking ab how both his comic & short story are from torbs perspective and are really just torb stories in a trenchcoat. I LOVE him & torb dont get me wrong but fuckkkkk. fuckkkk.

its probably both just a "we don't want this mute character even thinking spoken thoughts" and also a side effect of him being used as a prop to further torb & other non-omnic heros in overwatch 's development but its just like. man. I would love a single "I" statement from him.

marry ur best friend and go to dunkin to celebrate

@__Lightburn Ull have to forgive the 3+ year old tweets it just comes with the territory

Shutting my eyes. Hi, also. My NSFW is @__Lightburn . It's empty right now but:p