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National is gaslighting the whole of NZ with their COVID-19 Inquiry hot-takes. I’m not sure what’s more infuriating - their paint by numbers cherry picking or the morons who’ll fall for it. #NZPOL

That was the most underwhelming pitch invasion ever. Sunday night, in a stadium barely a quarter full. Might as well have ran through Thorndon New World.

Does the square-leg umpire not have to stand on the leg side in T20? Has it always been this way? Umpire not changing for the left/right combo #RSA have. #blackcaps #NZLvRSA

@hnrystadiumnz Hey team, for the parking it says to print the pass, but it also allowed me to add the ticket to my Apple Wallet. Is the Apple wallet ticket sufficient for parking?

Big day of cricket ahead 👀🫡 Catch both the @WHITE_FERNS and @BLACKCAPS in a massive double header as they take on South Africa at Hnry Stadium! ➡️ Swipe for your game day essentials 🎟️ Tickets + parking here 👉 ow.ly/3XBo50Yw90g

3:05am, can believe I stated up for this shower of shit #LFC No creativity, no intent, no plan.

@Cryan1974 I’ve got 40min left so considering my options 🧐

Trying to park for ED/A&E at Wellington hospital. Staff parking is empty, visitor/patient parking is full and a ton of contractors parked in those spots. 20 minutes to get a park.

@we_dollar There must be a dozen of them, with more circling. Lugging tool boxes back and forth, or walking to the ute, pie in hand. In their defence, if they have to work at the hospital, but don’t have contractor parking zone what do they do? Again, loads of empty staff parking

@WaitYesNoMaybe I hate all those contractor vans there. They take up so many parks and I've often seen them leave their vans there and walk across or down the road to non hospital construction sites.

@Becs @existandchill Hai - haha

@WaitYesNoMaybe @existandchill Yeah it does. It’s the identical recipe my mum gave me too make homemade electrolyte when my kids were little. Way cheaper & better tasting than bought stuff. Oh & hai 😜

4 cups water 1/2 tsp salt 2 tbsp sugar stir until it's dissolved that's the recipe for "oral hydration solution" aka homemade liquid iv/ pedialyte/ whatever. flavor it with that zero calorie stuff you squirt into water if you can't stomach it plain.

There an excellent PR opportunity for Iran here…

An Iranian man left this comment on my YouTube channel. This is without a doubt the single best explanation of the reality facing Iranian people today👇 "As an Iranian, I can tell you the situation is no longer just political—it's existential. We are trapped between two collapsing structures: one internal, one external. On one hand, we face a deeply dysfunctional government, led by the Supreme Leader and the Islamic Republic’s unelected institutions. Decades of economic mismanagement, suppression of dissent, and brutal ideological control have alienated multiple generations. No one believes in reform anymore—because every attempt has either been co-opted or crushed. But here's the paradox: We are also terrified of regime collapse—because we've watched the aftermath of Western intervention in countries like Iraq, Libya, Syria, and Afghanistan. Each was promised freedom; each descended into chaos, civil war, or foreign occupation. So no, we don't trust the U.S. or Israel. Not because we support our regime—but because we know how imperial powers treat ‘liberated’ nations in the Middle East. Freedom, in their language, often means vacuum, fire, and permanent instability. Right now, many Iranians live with three truths at once: The Islamic Republic is morally and politically bankrupt. The alternatives offered by foreign actors are not liberation—they’re collapse. A bad government is survivable. No government is not. We are not silent because we agree. We are cautious because we’ve learned—too well—what happens when superpowers decide to "help." In a sentence: Iran is a nation held hostage by its own regime, but haunted by the fate of its neighbors. We are stuck in a house we hate, surrounded by fires we fear more."

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

I miss pop rocks

Wonder if Wellington has ever considered just going back to having the wind and the rain

What the fuck was that? You can’t even call that kids stuff - kids know better. #WELvAKL

Gakpo is killing us here. Get Rio on.