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My mom is studding out her large sized dog (Catahoula Leopard) I want a puppy but she's skeptical if I can handle one in a small apartment. I told her it's a puppy or a snake. Her call.

Getting settled to watch 10 Things I Hate About You and cry. Who's bringing snacks?

Cool hair @DrHippi_VP Cheers and good luck!

Ziggory Marley Zaggoris im so sorry i didnt hop naibor's fence,cut open crawl space and save you.i suck #soitgoes.

@EllenPage We (your loving fans and sisters) can help you "pray the gay away" or play twister...I vote twister.

BiKE PARTY!!1

Is this where I voice an opinion? Get crazy old lady out of that #TheGlassHouse she could be dangerous.

@GlassHouseABC alright I'm sold I'll play along.

Cheers to the beginings of a video project with "DJHarmon vs Breast Cancer" beach party 2012!

@ALittleBitWeird -- Neon tiger thermals arn't what they used to be, help save an endangered species. Send me a coupon.

Facebook friends are kept tidy, Myspace friends are nasty dirty secrets locked behind a forgotten password.

omg best track ever: fadedpaperfigures.bandcamp.com/track/invent-i…

A break up post card ..http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c368/ellostewie/Friend.jpg

Having to learn Turkish so i can play my new game on iTouch.. when will Apple ever be convenient?

Wine is thicker than Vodka ..http://youtu.be/HsJcCowYfaM

I'm not there yet

My childhood neighborhood Barnes n Noble closed to bring in @WholeFoods ..for this i have mixed feelings.

Dreaming Big: I'm hoping to get sued by @thekillers for stage prop copyrights in the near future.

Good News: I'm not pregnant Bad News: I have the flu Best News: I'm still not pregnant!

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