Chris The Slutstache

Made a priv

Give all my things to all my friends You'll never step foot in my room again

Two people put in for the spot I was going for. Both have seniority over me at our current ranks. That said, even though they can pull their papers, which I know they won’t, I’m not getting the spot. Currently I’ll be downing a bottle of whatever the fuck. So don’t need me

Next time just put the gun in my mouth instead of calling me out

The crash out is coming 🙂

Both

@Fantasy_Land_2 Indeed! Although I’m just fighting off the depressy feels 🙂

@WalknChrisaster Hell yea! The best combo

I’m gyming then jerking. Nothing can stop me today

@ariesmamax2 Me every morning actually 😂😂

@WalknChrisaster Me all morning too but because I’m short 🤣🤣 I can still see it’s just like someone turned the brightness up

Sunvisors are for people who can’t appreciate the beauty of a sunset, beaming directly into your line of sight while you’re driving

If you wanted to see my cock all you had to do

Real ones don’t just crank it in front of others. They crank it on them

@b4by_bug0 What’d I give to be a cousin to yall lol

@WalknChrisaster He works and our grandparents are kinda rich and spoil tf outta him lol

My cousin’s turning 18 next month, he’s really into his motorbike and cars, wtf do i get him? He said he doesn’t want anything 😭

@b4by_bug0 How does one afford so many vehicles in this economy? Lmao

@WalknChrisaster No i’m serious lol

@horridkat That’s much better

Hottest thing a woman can do is spit a zyn in my mouth

@ariesmamax2 Me every morning when driving to the station 🙃 sometimes I just trust that I know the road well enough 😂

@WalknChrisaster Yes yes 🙌 🤣

All I want to do is makeout. Don’t care with which pair of lips

Hahahaha then while she’s cuffed up, I look at her like “who’s he?”

Last night was not so cool

@horridkat Not enough, need more

@WalknChrisaster Bet

@syntheticj0y I knew you wouldn’t disappoint

@WalknChrisaster all the fucking time

Ever get bored while watching a show and then just start jerking off?