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@WallisDave
Proponent of spoonerisms to be non-offensively offensive.
England Katılım Mayıs 2009
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@_I__DOOM__I_ @Cairo_xprsk Does January have 28 days? Yes and another 3 after the first 28. You're just being pedantic about semantics.
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Everyone saying “all of them” are wrong, it’s asking which one “has 28”. If a person is 30, then they are 30, just because they have been 10, or 12, or 25 does not make them those ages respectively.
The only month that “has 28 days” is February, it doesn’t have 12, nor 30, then it would be incomplete or too long. February has 28 days and no other months do, you lot are smartie pantses aren’t ya! 🧐💩🤣
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@benonwine First thought is: Benefit fraudster, but could be just taking a Zimmer frame to a relative or returning it to a local hospital. I think first thought more likely
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I'm number three. What do you think?
Johnny Midnight ⚡️@its_The_Dr
What Body shape do most men Prefer?
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@OfficialJoel4_ CLIMATE, CALM, MATE, TIME, CLAIM, MACE, LACE, TAME, CAT, LATE, LAME, LICE, MICE..
how am I doing so far?
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@_Aria_2210 How can anyone get it wrong?
Whichever way you work it out, the answer is 20.
10 x 10 =100
100 / 5 = 20
10 / 5 = 2
10 x 2 = 20
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@NotFarLeftAtAll 1 and 2 are dead. I'd sit next to @RupertLowe10
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@grumpynotes @SqSehrish Surely nothing ends with a G, not an N
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@miaElizai @tukusworld The answer IS 6
20 / 4 = 5
3 x 2 = 6
5 - 6 = -1
-1 + 7 = 6
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@MasterMaliq Hmmmm, difficult one..
Let me think......
Oh yes, #Fuck_All
And in a similar vein, #Fuck_Islam, #Fuck_Muhammed and #Fuck_Allah
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@MasterMaliq I thought you were getting there. Seems I was wrong. Remember the Holy Trinity, Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Three in one. Jesus is NOT a middle man.
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My greatest FLEX as a Muslim?
I don’t need ANY middleman to connect with Allah.
I don’t pray in the name of Muhammad or any dead human.
My God doesn’t require an intermediary.
He’s closer to me than my jugular vein.
Any “god” that needs a human broker to reach you?
Sorry, that’s not God. That’s just another idol with extra steps.
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@MasterMaliq #muhammad is the false prophet #Jesus warned about.
And God's list sheep, not just those in #Israel but the ENTIRE WORLD.
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