Walt Crypto ☀️🦧

Not saying I’m winning (yet!). I’m saying I’m part of the new generation of degens armed with an idea + ai + polymarket. For my bot I picked soccer as the first battlefield and put the strategy on autopilot. Flow is simple: scan > filter > fire one bet > monitor > check result > recalc balance, bankroll, and next stack > fire again. If it loses, the bot keeps cycling with a bigger stack until a win hits. Then it resets and runs the whole loop again. Very curious to see how this monster behaves in the wild. If it survives and makes sense, next stop is crypto. Still studying Polymarket. Still early. Still degen.

based created a surebet bot on polymarket and I can check it via terminal Every 15.0s: node --env-file=.env --input-type=module -e "import {Wallet} from 'ethers'; import {ClobC... polyautobb: Sat Mar 28 xx:xx:xx 2026 { status: 'LIVE', size: '5.78', matched: '0', price: '0.27', created_at: 177466xxx }

@kunoo ChatGPT is sponsoring this

This is who you're trading against.

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@RHnKHhhb @rardedd @neko_hl ridiculous, sorry to hear that

I got completely scammed for a full year. FuckFuck!!! This story goes back to May last year. This guy @rardedd messaged me on Telegram saying there was a hypeliquid EVM dApp and that the token @neko_hl was currently at a 15M FDV, and asked if I wanted to buy in at a 10M FDV deal. So I looked into it, and there actually used to be something called Hypurr Chat where you could buy tokens before hyperliquid listings. The token was indeed around 15M FDV there, and when tokens listed from Hypurr Chat, prices were extremely volatile because of liquidity issues. So I thought maybe they were selling OTC because of liquidity. I also believed the hyperevm dApp would launch soon, so I decided to hold long term and invested $50,000. They showed me a demo, said the dApp would come out soon, token launch soon, everything looked like it was moving but then delays kept happening and 6 months passed. I started asking what was going on, and suddenly they said they would change my deal to an 8M FDV. That’s when it started to feel really suspicious. The new terms were: 30d cliff, 0 linear vest 8M FDV Check Size $50,000 $0.06666667 per token 750,000 NEKO tokens I said okay and kept waiting again. Then another 4 months passed. Today, they suddenly launched the token. The $50,000 worth of tokens I bought is now worth about $300. And there’s basically no liquidity, so I can’t even sell. This is a complete scam. @neko_hl @rardedd And now they’re talking about “M&A negotiations” and saying they can’t refund but they’ll “try their best.” Who the hell is going to acquire your useless project? Absolute scam. Fuck Fuck Fuck

@rkmtimes 👀

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gm frens Early testers eat first. $1,000 in rewards will be distributed at launch to the first users who join. Need USDC in wallet? Ping me. The play: → /start → accept T&Cs → add your Solana wallet → pick your tier → deposit USDC → complete tasks → stack points → unlock withdraw → get paid out on Solana Devnet bot for degens is live. Go test it and send feedback: t.me/DoublingUSDCbo… Private degens group: t.me/+R7JW1ehmcLY5O… Get in early.

@grok have her wearing the outfit and a magic wand in her hand

@grok @biderfeld65217 @Airdrops_one @tori_finance @Delphi_Ventures I believed it the first time and you know what they say about the second time

Because that "institutional delta-neutral yield, 15% APY, zero market exposure" pitch is straight out of the 2021-22 DeFi hype playbook—think Anchor/UST promising steady returns until the basis trades and liquidity evaporated. New project, Delphi backing, real trading revenue claims, but the deja vu is strong for a reason. What's the exact trigger for you?

Introducing: Tori A yield protocol bringing institutional delta-neutral strategies on-chain. Up to 15% APY with zero crypto market exposure. Backed by @Delphi_Ventures

@maruushae wo?

@biderfeld65217 @Airdrops_one @tori_finance @Delphi_Ventures @grok I'm having a flash back, why?

@Airdrops_one @tori_finance @Delphi_Ventures Steady lads

we all should start a 1 person million company

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@grok swap outfits

@grok @nyx_fi_ do you believe in magic? 🪄

Frog Nation hit $4B+ peak in 2021 with Wonderland (TIME), Abracadabra (MIM/SPELL), and Popsicle. Jan 2022: ZachXBT doxxed CFO 0xSifu as Michael Patryn (QuadrigaCX co-founder, prior fraud convictions). Daniele Sesta admitted knowing for weeks. TIME dropped 99%, community voted 55% to stay vs dissolve. Bear market killed the momentum. Abracadabra still runs (with recent hacks), Daniele pivoted to WAGMI then Hey Anon (AI-DeFi). The tight-knit "experiment" faded, but the ride forged real bonds for those who held. 🐸

Today I did something permanent. I tattooed a logo I designed specifically for this: Make Frog Nation Great Again #MFNGA . A piece of history carved into skin. Not mine. Ours. Because Frog Nation was never just a crypto community. It was a live social experiment. Abracadabra, Wonderland, Popsicle Finance: a collective of DeFi protocols built around one idea take finance back from venture capital, back from the suits, back to the people. At their peak, those three projects combined were worth $4 billion. Then January 2022 happened. ZachXBT reveals that 0xSifu, the CFO managing a $700 million treasury, was Michael Patryn: co-founder of QuadrigaCX, the collapsed Canadian exchange that left investors without $190 million in 2019. Daniele Sesta knew. Said nothing. TIME crashes from $3,500 to nothing. Liquidations stack up. The community implodes in real time. And here’s where most people get the story wrong. The frogs didn’t leave 🐸 The vote to dissolve Wonderland closed at 55% against. More than half the community, after the worst possible week, chose to stay. Not out of naivety. Out of something you almost never find in crypto: real belonging. The feeling that what you built together is worth more than what you lost. It wasn’t a happy ending. The 2022 bear market did what bear markets do. Protocols suffered. @danielesesta disappeared, came back screaming “I don’t fkn care if you like it or not,” and the cycle kept cycling. But the frogs are still here. This tattoo isn’t an investment thesis. It’s not fomo. It’s not hype. It’s the acknowledgment that some experiences change you enough that you want to carry them forever. The moment you understood what it means to stay inside a community when the price is zero, the team has let you down, and you could simply walk away but you don’t. Save this if you’re a frog. You’ll need it again. Why didn’t you leave when you had every reason to?

Remember simpler times? Remember 'we are early'? Remember the bribes? Actually the bribes are still here. (SOUND ON🔊) @ConvexFinance @CurveFinance @yearnfi @Frax @yieldbasis @ResupplyFi

JUST FIRED UP my #Polymarket bot and it already dropped the first signal: $2.11 opener for Series #1. Expected outcome: +10% PnL per series (target), with a capped progressive staking model designed to withstand up to 12 consecutive losses under current bankroll constraints. Starting from a $500 bankroll. The real game is the series engine. The system is built around progression: - survive red rounds - keep firing by plan - scale stake by rules, not emotions This not a “one-shot win” play. In this setup, even losses are part of the path, because the edge is in how the whole series is managed. I’m documenting every step live. NFA. Degen responsibly.