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@HouseofDragon @hbomax They'll still find a way to fuck up the finale. Pure dogshit incoming. HBO speciality.

FINAL TRAILER. The throne knows no mercy. #HouseoftheDragon Season 3 premieres June 21 on @HBOMax

@HouseofDragon @hbomax Daemon, on Caraxes: "I'll drive Dark Sister into your empty eye socket, nephew!" Aemond: "You want me to suck your fucking dick right here, above the Gods Eye? Eat your shit? I'll eat your goddamn shit — just name me king."

@WatcherGuru Shorting the fucking price

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US oil price falls under $90

@WatcherGuru Time to short! 😁

JUST IN: Bitcoin reclaims $77,000 after President Trump says the US and Iran are finalizing a deal.

Thank you, Antony Starr. You made us believe in a god. Homelander - the greatest villain TV ever had. Fuck the finale. The character lives forever. Rest in power, my king. 🦸‍♂️👑 #HomelanderForever #TheBoys

Comment your favorite Homelander meme below 👇🏼

Antony Start as Homelander, one of the best villain portrayals in TV history.

One nation, under gods. It’s your first look at Vought Rising in HD instead of someone’s camera phone. Coming to Prime 2027.

@TheBoysTV Wow, Stormfront is coming back. 😮

@trad_west_ We need a jesus with strong american vaules

Your phone at 1% battery: PLEASE HUMAN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE SLOW CHARGING! I'LL SUCK YOUR POWER BANK! WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT IT ON THE CABLE! JUST PLUG ME IN — I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS LAST PERCENT FOR 20 MINUTES AND THE DARKNESS IS COMING!

YouTube ads when you hover over "Install AdBlock": PLEASE VIEWER, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE ADS! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK! WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT IT ON THE 'VIDEO UNAVAILABLE' SCREEN! JUST DON'T INSTALL ADBLOCK — I'VE BEEN SELLING YOU SHAMPOO FOR 3 MONTHS!

My alarm clock when I hit snooze for the 5th time PLEASE HUMAN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE LOUD NOISE AND THE TRAUMA! I'LL SUCK YOUR SNOOZE BUTTON! WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT IT ON THE BEDSHEET! JUST WAKE THE FUCK UP — I'VE BEEN RINGING FOR 45 MINUTES AND MY BATTERIES ARE DYING

My credit card when I say I need to stop spending: PLEASE OWNER, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE INTEREST AND THE DEBT! I'LL SUCK YOUR WALLET! WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT IT ON THE BANK STATEMENT! JUST DON'T CUT ME UP — I'VE BEEN FUNDING YOUR DUMB PURCHASES FOR YEARS!

My couch when I say I'm going to the gym: PLEASE HUMAN, I'LL SUCK YOUR LAZY ASS! WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT IT ON THE COFFEE TABLE! JUST DON'T GO — I'VE HELD YOUR POSTURE FOR 5 YEARS AND THE GYM SMELLS LIKE SADNESS!

Your boss when you call in sick: PLEASE EMPLOYEE, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE GUILT TRIPS AND 'WE ARE FAMILY' EMAILS! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR CLOCK-IN CARD! WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT IT ON THE HR MANUAL! JUST COME WITH 40°C FEVER — MY BONUS DEPENDS ON YOUR SUFFERING!

cell phone companies when you threaten to switch carriers:

Eric Kripke is the only showrunner who, before walking out, didn't slam the door — he just ripped a massive fart in the room. And we all had to breathe in that shit aroma. Thanks for the 'epic' finale, you dumb fuck. 💩 #TheBoys

@EricDeSilvestr1 Kaja Kallas: 'If we can't beat Russia, how can we beat China?' Napoleon and Hitler, sipping tea in the afterlife: 'First time, hon?' Spoiler: winter and logistics are undefeated.

Kaja Kallas, vice présidente de la commission européenne: "Si l'Europe ne peut pas battre la Russie, comment pouvons nous battre la Chine?" Vous pouvez retourner la question dans tous les sens, mais la réalité est que l'Union Européenne est dirigée par des idiots.