@IamHumbaba @Mwass_ @charitymuringa I raise you pilau and beef stew. Or, Mukimo and minced meat or shawarma. Arguably better than their biriani
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Wamzy Wamz
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Wamzy Wamz
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*some pretentious shit about me* GGMU
Katılım Ağustos 2012
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Hanifa umeanza ufala!
Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪@Honeyfarsafi
We should never reach this kind of political intolerance mahn. This is sick!
Euskara
@Safaricom_Care My line is disconnected despite me making pre-payments on my post paid line monthly. Apparently, there's an outstanding bill despite me making these payments. I use this line for work and you're making my life difficult!
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@carltonkitheka1 It's not right to run over a poor man over something which is insured/replaceable..unless it's a violent carjacking na umetolewa bunduki or your life is threatened..I believe the driver made the right call
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If you ran over these guys would you be charged with a crime ?
Citizen TV Kenya@citizentvkenya
Scary moment thugs steal a front grill from a car stuck in Nairobi traffic
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Ever since the safaricom app updated itself on my phone, this has been popping up on my screen. Something is happening with @SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care
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Guys nimeitiwa meeting na I think its a pyramid scheme. 😭😭Waste of my time and money.
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If she came with cops, chances are high this man was abusive and she wasn't feeling safe. You can even tell from their reactions. She's calm and he's overreacting.
KENYA GOSSIP HUB@kenyasgossips
Drama erupted in an apartment after a woman reportedly returned with police officers to repossess utensils and household items she claimed to have bought during the relationship.
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Life so private no one knows this is my dad who tried to kill me. 😭😭
𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪@Realkangethe
Olkalou residents after eating UDA money, failing to turn out for them,and then showing up in large numbers today for the DCP nominations.
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You ask any rapper where real gangsters are & they’ll tell you “Dead or in jail” then they’ll see Pac (Did both) & let their Biggie bias blurt words like “Poser” but Biggie also went to a private school & grew up in middle class Brooklyn but nah… Pac who was raised by a crackhead mom in Baltimore & Oakland is the imposter aka industry plant, because he was well-read & did plays + poetry.
Wakkie@Big_Wakkie
Who gives off more of a gangster vibe? 2pac 50 cent
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This woman always looks like she wakes up, picks the forst thing she sees in her closet, doesn't comb her hair and just leaves the house. Never put together!
5 People@_MtuTano
Karen Nyamu thinks by doing the Siaka challenge we'll forgive and forget her utterances in parliament sexualizing an underage girl. Don't fall for these gimmicks!!!
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Also, for post paid, you pay and they still claim you have ann unpaid balance. Shame on you @Safaricom_Care
Ocham@OchamOliver_
Safaricom is sabotaging Lipa Na MPESA STK option and the Oneapp so that subscribers can buy new sim cards. Filthy company.
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He puts it on the side pocket. Saved your time.
💖+💡@chi_quiero
I enjoyed this a little too much. Had to share ☺️☺️☺️ You won't believe what that carefully ironed bandana is for 😂😂😂 Cool dude!
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@_MtuTano Imagine people who come from generational wealth don't even mention it. Ata huwezi jua.
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@Nyokaffiii Na mimi wangu bado ako home na walifungua Thursday.😅😅 pre-school is never that serious.
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Nimekimbiza mtoto shule akipiga nduru juu hataki kwenda. Kufika huko napata watafungua Kesho 🤣🤣🤣
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@iammuenii Meanwhile mine is still home. Nini hiyo serious hivo inafanywa huko?
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My daughter lying except when I need her to😂😂
Took her to school today, ameulizwa mbona hakuenda last week yote akasema
"Si mama said Kuna mvua mingi na matope tulale tu tutaenda siku ingine"
🤧🤧 The judgement...
Eesti
Did you know that Western media intentionally darkens the complexion of black people in graphics as a form of micro aggression?
ESPN Africa@ESPNAfrica
Adidas honours Sebastian Sawe’s historic sub-2 hour marathon with billboards and special posters across London 🤩
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