Meanwhile the devs are toasting. “Whether you cry, chant, BONK, or beg… as long as there’s liquidity, it’s all good.”
Smart contracts sign themselves. LP locked. And thus another generation of degen history is written on-chain.
$LuckyCoin claims ancient Chinese feng shui magic. $5.3M from people rubbing it for luck and praying to the RNG gods.
$BaoBao? Just stares at you with huge eyes. Says “gib money.” $5.2M in market cap from sheer kawaii extortion.
Welcome to the $BONK Council of Absolute Degenerates: where 9 shitcoins gather to plan the next rug by @SolportTom@blknoiz06@theunipic.
$USELESS is the ringleader. Market cap $264M for literally nothing. “Value? Lmao. My utility is draining your wallet.”
Trading is fun when you know the market well. Happened to see @JamesWynnReal's posts. Will start learning some shit onchain.
Tho tradfi is my area. should be similar?